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Mace Windu can't be Chuck Norris - he has no beard to hide his third fist.
Also in a real world fight I'm sure Chuck Norris a professional fighter would beat Bruce Lee.
blasphemy. get out. :CStern
Chuck even said it himself. Chuck has proved himself in fighting others, other Bruce hasn't.
Chuck would also get roflstomped by almost any professional MMA fighter today :p
A super fight for the heavens.I guess we'll never know for sure...(looks off into distance)
I'd pick Bruce > Chuck any day of the week.
Clearly, clearly Mace Windu. No question at all. Canon status as a legendary Jedi and creator of the mythic Vaapad enhancement of Form VII notwithstanding, he's portrayed in the movies as Samuel L. MOTHERBEEPING JACKSON.
Boba Fett isn't even competition, considering he took out Jango Fett within moments of combat commencement. Kyle Katarn? Please. Han Solo? Please. Starkiller? Well at least the engagement is more even there, but Vaapad specializes against dark siders and Starkiller uses the dark side quite a bit. That reverse-grip Shien style won't help much when it looks like a dozen lightsabers are all swinging at you at once.
"Take a seat, young Skywalker."
Translation: "Sit the mother*beep* down before we have a problem."
Clearly, clearly Mace Windu. No question at all. Canon status as a legendary Jedi and creator of the mythic Vaapad enhancement of Form VII notwithstanding, he's portrayed in the movies as Samuel L. MOTHERBEEPING JACKSON.
Boba Fett isn't even competition, considering he took out Jango Fett within moments of combat commencement. Kyle Katarn? Please. Han Solo? Please. Starkiller? Well at least the engagement is more even there, but Vaapad specializes against dark siders and Starkiller uses the dark side quite a bit. That reverse-grip Shien style won't help much when it looks like a dozen lightsabers are all swinging at you at once.
"Take a seat, young Skywalker."
Translation: "Sit the mother*beep* down before we have a problem."
Blasphemy!None. Because Chuck Norris has unwarranted levels of recognition.
I have not read Shatterpoint yet, so I'm slightly biased. This is a good argument, actually.Clearly, clearly Mace Windu. No question at all. Canon status as a legendary Jedi and creator of the mythic Vaapad enhancement of Form VII notwithstanding, he's portrayed in the movies as Samuel L. MOTHERBEEPING JACKSON.
Boba Fett isn't even competition, considering he took out Jango Fett within moments of combat commencement. Kyle Katarn? Please. Han Solo? Please. Starkiller? Well at least the engagement is more even there, but Vaapad specializes against dark siders and Starkiller uses the dark side quite a bit. That reverse-grip Shien style won't help much when it looks like a dozen lightsabers are all swinging at you at once.
"Take a seat, young Skywalker."
Translation: "Sit the mother*beep* down before we have a problem."