Who is the Chuck Norris of Star Wars?

[Green Ranger]

Mace Windu can't be Chuck Norris - he has no beard to hide his third fist.

 

[Phil]

Wicket.

 

[Crosby]

Mace Windu is the Samuel L Jackson of the star wars universe.

Edit: Also in a real world fight I'm sure Chuck Norris a professional fighter would beat Bruce Lee.

 

[Guardian Six]

i wonder why.

 

[Venom]

Bendak starkiller was pretty awesome. Id throw him up there, though Chuck Norris isnt who Id consider the most awesome/tough guy ever. :p

 

[jpchewy01]

Boba Fett. Nuff said.

 

[The Gloaming]

Also in a real world fight I'm sure Chuck Norris a professional fighter would beat Bruce Lee.

blasphemy. get out. :CStern

 

[Crosby]

blasphemy. get out. :CStern

Chuck even said it himself. Chuck has proved himself in fighting others, other Bruce hasn't.

 

[The Gloaming]

Chuck even said it himself. Chuck has proved himself in fighting others, other Bruce hasn't.

I guess we'll never know for sure...(looks off into distance)

 

[Mars]

Chuck would also get roflstomped by almost any professional MMA fighter today :p

 

[Crosby]

Chuck would also get roflstomped by almost any professional MMA fighter today :p

In his prime and mma rules diffinately, but he could probably beat alot in A karate fight, the only karate guys i know in mma are Machida and GSP, lol.

I guess we'll never know for sure...(looks off into distance)

A super fight for the heavens.

 

[Rev]

I'd pick Bruce > Chuck any day of the week.

 

[Mars]

I'd pick Bruce > Chuck any day of the week.

Same here.

 

[Strife]

Why there wasnt everyone favorite furry killers. The Ewoks are hairy like chuck and they are 3 feet midget psycho stormtrooper killers. They went Vietcong on the empire

 

[Ruri]

Clearly, clearly Mace Windu. No question at all. Canon status as a legendary Jedi and creator of the mythic Vaapad enhancement of Form VII notwithstanding, he's portrayed in the movies as Samuel L. MOTHERBEEPING JACKSON.

Boba Fett isn't even competition, considering he took out Jango Fett within moments of combat commencement. Kyle Katarn? Please. Han Solo? Please. Starkiller? Well at least the engagement is more even there, but Vaapad specializes against dark siders and Starkiller uses the dark side quite a bit. That reverse-grip Shien style won't help much when it looks like a dozen lightsabers are all swinging at you at once.

"Take a seat, young Skywalker."

Translation: "Sit the mother*beep* down before we have a problem."

 

[Xyrael]

Clearly, clearly Mace Windu. No question at all. Canon status as a legendary Jedi and creator of the mythic Vaapad enhancement of Form VII notwithstanding, he's portrayed in the movies as Samuel L. MOTHERBEEPING JACKSON.

Boba Fett isn't even competition, considering he took out Jango Fett within moments of combat commencement. Kyle Katarn? Please. Han Solo? Please. Starkiller? Well at least the engagement is more even there, but Vaapad specializes against dark siders and Starkiller uses the dark side quite a bit. That reverse-grip Shien style won't help much when it looks like a dozen lightsabers are all swinging at you at once.

"Take a seat, young Skywalker."

Translation: "Sit the mother*beep* down before we have a problem."

Agreed.

 

[Crosby]

Clearly, clearly Mace Windu. No question at all. Canon status as a legendary Jedi and creator of the mythic Vaapad enhancement of Form VII notwithstanding, he's portrayed in the movies as Samuel L. MOTHERBEEPING JACKSON.

Boba Fett isn't even competition, considering he took out Jango Fett within moments of combat commencement. Kyle Katarn? Please. Han Solo? Please. Starkiller? Well at least the engagement is more even there, but Vaapad specializes against dark siders and Starkiller uses the dark side quite a bit. That reverse-grip Shien style won't help much when it looks like a dozen lightsabers are all swinging at you at once.

"Take a seat, young Skywalker."

Translation: "Sit the mother*beep* down before we have a problem."

I can just imagine Mace Windu saying "Do you speak basic mutha ******"

 

[Johnnysaurus Rex]

None. Because Chuck Norris has unwarranted levels of recognition.

 

[Crosby]

None. Because Chuck Norris has unwarranted levels of recognition.

Blasphemy!

 

[Ping]

Clearly, clearly Mace Windu. No question at all. Canon status as a legendary Jedi and creator of the mythic Vaapad enhancement of Form VII notwithstanding, he's portrayed in the movies as Samuel L. MOTHERBEEPING JACKSON.

Boba Fett isn't even competition, considering he took out Jango Fett within moments of combat commencement. Kyle Katarn? Please. Han Solo? Please. Starkiller? Well at least the engagement is more even there, but Vaapad specializes against dark siders and Starkiller uses the dark side quite a bit. That reverse-grip Shien style won't help much when it looks like a dozen lightsabers are all swinging at you at once.

"Take a seat, young Skywalker."

Translation: "Sit the mother*beep* down before we have a problem."

I have not read Shatterpoint yet, so I'm slightly biased. This is a good argument, actually.