Recent content by Dan.

But you're not even a UC Davis protester, why would they do that?

I made a pot of coffee at midnight to stay up and type a paper, and ended up burning my finger tips on the hotplate- I had that hand in ice water the rest of the night. Irony sucks.

Bewbies omg

Derrick comedy is great.

Most likely. It is British humor, after all.

What a joke. He basically tells you that TV only exists to sell you pleasing ideas. Meanwhile, Mr. Brooker sells you on an idea that you all seem to find pleasing. On TV.

I don't think 'steal' is as appropriate as 'readapting symbols'. Eggs are also symbols of new life, what Easter is all about.

My mom made this squash soup once. It was like baby food mixed with awful. I regurgitated that all over the place. What I do love is Macaroni. I bang that stuff like Charlie Sheen bangs 7 gram rocks.

The man is crashing and burning and all we can do is laugh.

I used to think I was talented.

That'd be more intimidating without the Hawaiian shirt :CHappy

My friend just posted this on Facebook, and I thought we could all enjoy this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZJwSjor4hM&feature=player_embedded It's an 'interview' between Anonymous, who we all know is a group of internet 'Hacktivists' and douchebags, and the Queen Douchebag Shirley...

I said I don't think the army thinks it's a big deal. Look at their replies to people who score 'low' on the spiritual fitness section. Spiritual fitness SEEMS to be a weak area for you...you MIGHT want to THINK about MKAING IT A GOAL. So much insincerity right there. I don't think that's...

That just made my life, no lies.

I can't believe that this portion of a test is so important, an applicant is denied or even discouraged from serving. Volunteers are in to short a supply for the army to even consider a move like that. With a grain of salt, I agree if it's simply a lack of belief. Atheism means you've at least...