Post Your Pictures, Version 12

[JMocks]

gods I ****ing hate Brady

Haters gonna hate.

:bitchez

 

[Brandon Rhea]

Nazarene zombies and local security forces can't protect you this time, Brandon...

This time it's personal...

I am the Lord your God. Worship no other gods before Me.

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

I am the Lord your God. Worship no other gods before Me.

Umm, excuse me, sir? Don't pretend you're me. Ever. Because I WILL show up.

 

[Viggy]

I am the Lord your God. Worship no other gods before Me.

Quite the needy and jealous type, isn't he?

 

[Enishi]

You know what's funny? In Judaism and Christianity, God says "Worship no other before me"... that does not exclude the existence of other gods, only that Yahweh be worshiped

and y'all mad cuz i'm hot like suuuuuweee

 

[Enishi]

Enishi how old are you exactly? If you do not mind me asking that is.

19 going on 20

 

[Green Ranger]

You know what's funny? In Judaism and Christianity, God says "Worship no other before me"... that does not exclude the existence of other gods, only that Yahweh be worshiped

and y'all mad cuz i'm hot like suuuuuweee

No no, you've got it all wrong - it's like if God rocks up to your party, you can't stand there and be all yay Buddha right in front of him.

 

[Brandon Rhea]

Quite the needy and jealous type, isn't he?

The birth of his son made him realize he needed to start being responsible.

 

[Derpy Boots]

 

[Viggy]

The birth of his son made him realize he needed to start being responsible.

If he's all-knowing, why didn't he realize that earlier?

Checkmate!

 

[Enishi]

No no, you've got it all wrong - it's like if God rocks up to your party, you can't stand there and be all yay Buddha right in front of him.

At that point, if you haven't told Buddha and his crew the low-down, you deserve to be eternally damned. I mean, we all know Yahweh likes to get his drank on; of course he's gonna crash your shit

 

[Phil]

So I've noticed a hair pattern with looking attractive, so I gave it a shot

Spoiler: Stage 1

But then I realized I needed to dress the part

Spoiler: Stage 2

Not yet...

Spoiler: Stage 3

One more... with the PERFECT smile

Spoiler: Stage 4

Not "sporty" enough. Plus, the grin sucks. Needs apathetic pout.

Spoiler: Stage 5

oh yeah. Time to get it poppin

Why aren't you in uniform?
:CStern

 

[Lucid]

14 hours straight sitting in this chair in this library.......

...of the hill people.

 

[Enishi]

Why aren't you in uniform?
:CStern

elaborate!

 

[Phil]

elaborate!

 

[Enishi]

ah fudgemonks, I forgot

Afraid I've lost my uniform; opted out for a Hugh Hefner bathrobe

 

[Phil]

ah fudgemonks, I forgot

Afraid I've lost my uniform; opted out for a Hugh Hefner bathrobe

Daw, Nut bunnies! I don't have that sort of robe in The Movies...

... I think.

 

[Derpy Boots]

 

[Dan.]

That'd be more intimidating without the Hawaiian shirt :CHappy

 

[Phil]

Still selling lemon aid... like Boli suggested...