The SWRP Hunger Games

[Padmé]

You lot have way too much time on your hands!

 

[EmilyHuene]

This was wonderful

 

[Vosrik]

The whole thing seems totally legit.

Except: "@Deviant and Vosrik talk about the remaining tributes."
psh, talk cordially? totally wouldn't happen. d i e
c:

Also @Padmé IM SORRY IT WASNT PERSONAL

 

[Clayton]

Clayton picks a wrong opponent and gets instantly karma'd for his bad decision.

 

[Korvo]

Like a couple of OGs, you and me @Breeso? The only ones to exit the stage with dignity. #PitsRUs

 

[Brandon Rhea]

I would never ally with Weiss but @GABAroo and I would for sure form a suicide pact so I commend you for the realism here.

 

[Elijah Brockway]

I want in on the next one just to see how quickly I end up saying "Screw all of this" and offing myself out of spite

 

[RedneckLoves]

Lolol

Lame that I was the first one to die. :P

Still 10/10

 

[Breeso]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO SWRP HUNGER GAMES
Season 2

Spoiler: Participants

@Ecclessey @Headastator @Enuf @Padmé @Fyremage @Elijah Brockway @Vosrik @Shalken @Arclight @Phœnix (terrible to tag) @Captain Hook @Diva Tumi @Prudence @Taz @EmilyHuene @Jinan B @Zenya @The Star of Chaos @Nor'baal @Meckabro @Retroboy @Bee @GABAroo

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Hello, everybody! Welcome to Season 2! If you would like to be added to the next season, just tell me (in here, PM, skype, it doesn't matter). With no further words, let us dive right in!

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Here we have today's victims. I added people who asked me to be added, some people at random some veterans from the first season and its champion, FYREmage. I wrote it like that, just to remind him.

Aaaaaaand Headastator is an asshole already. RIP Taz.

The first day starts off nicely. People pick flowers and nvm, Ecclessey just shanked Padmé. People hunt for other tributes and... uh? What is this? "Elijah Brockway and Breeso threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die." ... did I mention that I hate this simulator?

ARENA EVENT, SQUIRREL ATTACK! PREPARE YOUR WEAPONS AND holy moly that's a lot of death. GABA kills fun as usual.

I have never seen so much death on the first day. The night did not even begin yet. We are just a bunch of pushovers! Just... do not trust those killer squirrels... beware.

And would you look at that, despite the horror squirrel massacre, occasional backstabbery (looking at you, Prudii) and simple murder, love blossoms in this hellhole. How long has it been already? What do you mean 'it's only the first night'?

Hey, at least some light shines into the arena. It looks like the Feast had begun.... except everyone decided to steer clear of it (except poor Captain Hook and his photo. Must have been an experience, getting all that food for himself).

Prudence disbands the Ha'rangir's Chosen and creates the Death Watch. Meanwhile, Enuf ruthlessly pierces through poor Jinan's body.

Captain Hook pulls a Breeso while GABA tries not to die of some infection... hopefully she becomes a zombie.

The mandos strike again, but only one is successful and deposes GABA as an executive admin. Too bad it means nothing in this cruel world.

Emily Huene goes for revenge, but dies alongside her accomplice, Enuf. Meanwhile, Bee dies because of a faulty mine, probably sabotaged by people who want Google Fonts.

Prudence attempts to do a mando blood purge, but fails. Meanwhile, Jason arms himself to battle.

The dead of the last day. Tommorow, we shall see who dies next.

... or not.

Awh, it seems that Prude would rather die than to kill his new buddies. That's nice, considering he tried to kill them before at some point in time.

And here we have our winner! Congratulations, Jason! You were my favorite.

And here we can see that he rightfully deserves the win. In total, 14 kills happened in total (if we're not counting the horror squirrels). Let us summarize.

That arena event was horrible. I won't be sleeping tonight.
All in all, I must say that I am utterly shocked and surprised... and a little bit disappointment. This was one of the shortest simulations that I have seen. Yet I get shivers...


That will be all, folks! As I said, make sure to tell me if you want to be in the next one, and take care!

 

[Phoenix]

@Phœnix (terrible to tag)

Best 2 tag

Also, @Prudence I'll remember this...

 

[Elijah Brockway]

nice job Breeso

we threatened a double suicide and it failed

...and we still died

is that really much of a failure?

this simulation makes no sense sometimes

for example

why would I not just rip out your trachea with my teeth?

(<3 u breeso)

 

[Zenya]

Death by freaking Squirrels. Damn it @GABAroo You're too good for me.

 

[Breeso]

nice job Breeso

we threatened a double suicide and it failed

...and we still died

is that really much of a failure?

this simulation makes no sense sometimes

for example

why would I not just rip out your trachea with my teeth?

(<3 u breeso)

See, I think that what we did perfectly represents our relationship. Still, I feel your sentiment the same way

 

[Prudence]

I love this. I almost won too :D I wanna be in round 3

 

[Elijah Brockway]

same

put me in round three and let's see what happens this ti--

HEY WAIT

I DID THE THING I SAID I WOULD

I figured out a way to kill myself out of spite

#BestPredictionsEver

but still put me in the next round pls

 

[Zenya]

I... I wanna be in the next round :rolleyes:
Hopefully to brutally slaughter people this time.

 

[Nor'baal]

God damnit @The Star of Chaos we come from the same district! ;)

 

[Enuf]

Atleast I got Sixth!

 

[Jinan B]

I... I don't even think that I know who enuf is...

Regardless, he (she?) has made him(her...it)self a mortal enemy on this day.

also yes put me in the next round lmao. I was to cheerfully sing more songs during the death simulator.

Also holy shit those squirrels tho... 0-0

 

[Vosrik]

I'd love to be in round three :p also death by squirrels? bah!