The SWRP Hunger Games

Breeso

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WARNING! Contains heavy themes like suicide. It's not graphic or anything, but it's there. Then again, this is Hunger Games.


Hello, everybody! So, I have decided to do a little interesting thing. I always wondered what would happen if a forum of psychos like us got together in a massive fight for dead. If you have worried too, don't worry, for I found myself a Hunger Games simulator to answer that question. It's big, it's scary, it's crazy... it's SWRP. Not let us delve into the action!

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Here we can see the cast and their Districts. I put them there mostly randomly, with a few exceptions (the canadian twins). And would you look at that, what a cute beeso from District 4.



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Aaaaand we only just begun and there is already blood. PvP power is strong with Proleptic, it seems. Meanwhile, Deviant's being a prick as always.


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Clayton picks a wrong opponent and gets instantly karma'd for his bad decision. Prudence runs from Deviant (those two really hate each other) while other tributes do usual activities like fishing, going insane and hunting other tributes. Poor Tray Tor goes overboard and dies on the first day, just as predicted. Wait, Nova died too? ... uh oh. I swear I wouldn't do this in real life. Gotta hide the body...


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... this never happened.


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And here we have preparations for the first night. They either go to rest, start fires (except Fyremage, despite his name), hold hands or tell ghost stories. We can also see Joey and Dan fighting, as always. Surprisingly, Prudii felt merciful and spared Outlander's life.


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What a nice start of a new, fresh day. Four people apparently watched too much of Suicide Squad and formed a suicide pact. However, the members of this pact surprise me. Other than that, tributes are trying to survive or fight each other, like Prudence continuing his mandalorian blood purge.


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This summer, coming to cinemas near you: SUICIDE PACT!


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Second night. Overall, the mood is pretty optimistic, or even lovey-dovey (wink wink Prudii and Raydo c: ), with some good old destruction from the mom of our forum, Padmé.


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AW YEAH, SCRUBS! DO NOT TRY TO MESS WITH BREESO, ELSE HE DESTROYS YOU! Hmm, what else... GEEZUS, Vosrik, I do not think that you had to do that to Padmé! O.o Also, Dmitri is being a stalker.


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The dead triumvirate. This is going horribly well.


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Welp, Fyre just killed Outlander. And these guys were from the same District... in other news... WAIT, WHAT!? I FELL INTO A PIT!? NO! I AM A BEE, I CAN FLY! ;-;


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The fourth day is fairly peaceful, for its main trouble-making elements were taken out. Except those four jerks right there. Poor Darasuum.


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fml


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Fyremage is unable to start the fire again. I think he's trying to be ironic or something. Finn killed Prudii... finally, you're good for something. ^^


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The raiding debauchery continues. Darasuum learnt how to fly just before spreading into his surroundings.


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Rest in Spaghetti, never forgetti... wait, who died?


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It appears that I led by example and inspired Korvo to do the same damn thing as me.


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The Feast! Come, fill your bellies, share your stories and drink so-OH MY GOD FYRE STOP I THINK HE IS DEAD NOW. I think Shalken feels Vosrik's death as he sobs while holding the photo of his family. Ecclesey kills Finn - it was about time, anyways.


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Surprisingly peaceful lately. Come on, Boli, get some confidence!


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And so, the Jedi Knights and... Korvo... end their journey here.


TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT POST
 

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Oh sheesh, Shalken, what the hell? Did you not just spare Boli!? Why did you decide to kill him now!? Raydo displays Stormtrooper qualities with his marksmanship and fed Dmitri an arrow.




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Fyremage cheers up and decides to try and hunt down the local stormtrooper. Unsuccessfully.




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A violent and a senseless death.




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OKAY FYREMAGE, WE GET IT, YOUR FIRE THING IS FUNNY. Raydo gave up after finding out how incompetent his chaser is.




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I feel like this image sums up the whole SWRP.




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Looks like they got raydden of him.




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Shalken spares another opponent... Deja Vu. I have a bad feeling about this.




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Looks like the wounds Shalken caused to Ecclessey were still lethal. Fyremage takes the Clayton route minus screwing up and poisons Shalken. To death. Until he died.




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Wait... does this mean...?


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no.




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There's nothing in this world I don't hate right now.




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I'm still up there with you, Fyre, even though I'm dead... you sicko.


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And that is it, folks! I had much fun doing this and I could do more, if you guys want me to. I am sorry that I couldn't get everyone in there, but there was the maximum of 24 people. If you want to be in the next simulation, let me know! Thank you aaaand, Breeso's out. Sorry for the long post. Here's a potato.


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Darasuum

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You put me in bloody district 8 with @Deviant you SOB.

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Seriously though i'm definitly like district 7 (since iv rped HG before) but whatever, i guess i'll just use my sewing needle to kill people.
 

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But on the other hand i would tots mess with a land mine and blow myself up lol
 

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OH MY GOD T_T It's beautiful.
 

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Came here expecting to have gotten decapitated by @GABAroo and was pleasantly surprised. 10/10 would off myself again...though honestly the scoreboard should have given me two kills..
 

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even in the hunger games Vos and Shalk act all brotherly and shit, damn.

This cracked me up badly

Edit:: also time to embrace our new PvP overlord Breeso, who managed to win a 2vs1 PvP and beat Sreeya at the same time 0-0

If he had only paid better attention to his surroundings...

Edit the Third:: plz put me in the next one ;-;
 
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Darasuum

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THIS IS HOW I REACT TO THE FIRST PART!

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you SOB putting me in district 8, with deviant of all people (lol)



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I probably would just dip the F out. #swerve

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funkiller, shalk, Eccell and Korvo plus myself... nodnodnod


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scrubz (he says sharpening his sewing needle)

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shalken you just left our group huh? jerk
ironic that fyre can't start a fire lol
deviant...use it to bring our district glory!
gaba gives 0...empathy, typical
korvo and sreeya, sittin in a tree K. I. L. L. I. N. G.
breeso shut your dang mouth, or i'll sew it shut
I retell the stories of my adventures with my younger brother going across the nation defeating otherworldly monsters and beasts trying to find our father and the thing that killed our mother, using pantomimes to convey my dank memes.


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@Prudence #skillz
@Shalken ...i think you just looked in the water and said hurtful things and that is what truly "hurt"
@Padmé a little late to be practicing archery -_-
Deviant...here
fyre you're just lazy


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where's the koolaide


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Green ranger wasn't intending to win earlier? wtf?
ooooooo prudence...i knew it
Vosrik...you were just chased by this guy and now you two are just chilling? (did deviant mention me? when will he call me back?)
Korvo...i'll sew your dang mouth shut too
breeso and finn, you two...idk


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what i imagine myself doing why couldn't it have been booze you foolish sponsors!
dmitri you creep'n
how are all of these people meeting yet nobody is fighting wtf!? like only one person out of every encounter actually fights
@Breeso , can i have Deviant's hatchet plz


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just another night in the hunger games


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these legs were made for walk'n aka what i've been doing this whole time
was i supposed to help one of you?


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you dang fools! (it's ok i didn't really have anything lol traitors)

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muwahahahahahahahaha

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told you i was meant for district 7. haven't sewn anyone up yet!

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well at least i went out with a bang! lol

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smh, wouldn't have happened if i was in district 7 (or 4)

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Ecclesey your insanity says back to you "yeah nothing to worry about"
all those people just retell the stories i told them...#lame

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Shalken where'd you get the photo!

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oprah must like district 7 lol "You get a hatchet and you get a hatchet, everyone gets a hatchet"

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smh I don't think i'm going to even react to the second half, smh
 
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