"Good morning, and welcome to this special edition of Celebrity Catch, your favorite holonet program for all of the latest gossip and celebrity scoops. I'm Elora Trevino, filling in for your usual host, Aveda Jusuzi, while she is away on vacation."
Elora paused, coughing into her elbow and then continuing. "We have a juciy little bulletin today for all of you Emryc Thorne fans out there, as well as for those of you who prefer your men to be on the hairy side." With a wide grin, she winked at the camera. "You know who you are.
"When it comes to hair and personal skin care products, Daubird is easily one of the most reputable and well-known names in the business. From body wash to specialty shampoos to lotions, they make it all.
"Their newest line of shampoo for men, Musky and Husky, has long been awaited and just hit stores yesterday. But according to Quentin Halar, a marketing analyst for Daubird, the successful, galaxy wide brand's newest product didn't release without a hitch.
"Mr. Halar took to Switter yesterday in a tell-all series of sweets to claim that the multi-million credit company approached not only Emryc Thorne but the Senator of Kashyyyk to advertise their new product!
"According to Mr. Halar, Daubird wanted the two politicians to star together in a series of holonet commercials that would advertise and promote Musky and Husky." The Pantoran laughed, shaking her head. "I think we all know who's the musky and who's the husky...
"Although Emryc Thorne was very receptive to the idea, Mr. Halar claims that the wookie senator backed out without any explanation. Daubird advertisers were forced to work long, grueling hours to rewrite the whole ad campaign at the last minute, and several of them quit as a result.
"Mr. Halar has reached out to the wookie senator via Switter, demanding an explanation, but says that he believes the Senator of Kashyyyk backed out of the deal because he did not want to work alongside the ISC President. So far, Senator Aezz.... the Senator of Kashyyyk has not responded to these allegations.
"Other Switter users, however, were quick to weigh in on the matter."
*Daubird has stated Mr. Halar does work for them, but that his personal views and opinions do not represent those of the company
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