Plot Twist!

[Ender]

Simple game. Write a one sentence plot summary.

And ruin the previous posters summary with a plot twist.

For example:

A young man gets a chance at true love in 1898 New England.

Plot Twist: It's a mule.

I'll start with my plot summary.

Nathan, a recently freed prisoner, goes about to rebuild his shattered relationship with his wife.

 

[Insoulent]

he realizes there was no wife, and is sent back to Shutter Island.

I went to the store and got pulled over by the cops.

 

[Snake Eater]

plot twist: it's a serial killer
edit: I woke up on an island

 

[Vulpes]

Plot twist, you live in Hawaii?

Frederick met his dad for the first time today.

 

[Ender]

Plot twist. His dad's a mom.

Josh sneezed for the first time.

 

[Fnord Prefect]

Plot twist: He used someone else's nose.

The Marchoness Duchamps ordered the beheading of the man who killed her husband.

 

[Snake Eater]

Plot Twist: he faked his death
I am a doctor*

 

[Ender]

Plot twist. You're a coroner.

The red wedding slaughters all of those loyal to the starks

 

[Cortan]

Plot twist: They were pranking dear old Tywin for his seventieth birthday party.

In a world where danger lies around ever corner, detective Jack Churchill must come face to face with the greatest of all.

 

[Fnord Prefect]

Plot twist: Himself.

It was the perfect heist. $3M in uncut diamonds. No witnesses, no one was hurt, and we'd all made it safely to Rio De Janeiro.

 

[Cassanova]

Which had been destroyed per the sequence in starship troopers.


After winning lotto, Jimmy bought a house in Las Vegas.

 

[Cortan]

What he didn't realise was that it'd be the beginning of his adventures with a crazy cat lady.

One man, one gun, one mission.

 

[Ender]

Plot twist. It was rock candy.

Today was going well for frank as he he had just made two million selling his body to the various patrons of his brothel.

 

[Chairdor]

Plot Twist: He was actually a frankfurter and he was delicious!


A man finds himself locked in a crate with only a cucumber

 

[Snake Eater]

Plot Twist: He isn't a man, he is the cucumber.

I bought a juicer

 

[Ender]

Plot twist. You're a suicidal orange. Delicious. Mmmmm

Violent things were going down in Middle of Nowhere, Kansas

 

[Fnord Prefect]

Plot twist: Literally going down. A supernatural sinkhole from Heaven had opened up, turning the town into a holy blessed whirlpool.

I bought some Bazooka chewing gum and read the free comic.

 

[Joy Carleec]

Plot Twist: It was an actual Bazooka on Ebay and you're disappointed it didn't come with the advertised gum.

I pressed a hyperlink in the forum.

 

[Fnord Prefect]

Plot twist: It was a link to itself and now you're trapped forever in a regressive loop.

It's been a terrible day, but this is a stick of butter. What could go wrong?

 

[Snake Eater]

Plot Twist: It's actually I can't believe it's not butter

I'm a horrible driver