Order 1-65 (and beyond!)

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As we all know, (unless you haven't seen Revenge of the Sith yet.. which, if you haven't.. ) "Order 66" was Chancellor Palpatine's infamous command to the Grand Army of the Republic to exterminate the entire Jedi Order.

Orders 4, 5, 37 and 65 have all been listed.. but what about the others? I'll start us off.

Order 1: Take Queen Amidala's dresses to the cleaners - and make sure they don't overstarch!
 

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Order 9: Make sure that the chancellor's office has a never ending supply of Corellian Ale.
 

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Ooh. Another good one.

Order 18: Reach arounds in the showers are strictly prohibited.
 

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Order 2: Don't scratch the Chancellor's ride.
 

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Order 3: Jedi are to be obeyed at all times, no matter how dumb their orders may seem.
 

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Order 42 A: Don't panic
42 B: And always carry a towel
 

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Order 79: Never cross the streams.
 

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Ooohh
Capture me a Wookie
Kick a princess in the cookie
Sabotage the espionage of a Bothan spy
Activate the trash compactor
Let’s protect the main reactor
Stab a smuggler in the jugular and watch him die!

Corrupt a teen, from Tatooine
Manipulate a Gungan and kill Naboo’s Queen
Trap a Mon Calamari
Take a Tauntaun Hoth safari
Hit a topless bar on Mustafar with artist Ralph McQuarrie!

Ooohh
Number 13 find investors
Number 14 make a Death Star
While you're at it draw some plans up for my Death Star Two
Unmask a dirty Jawa
Crank Call General Dodonna
Clone a load of cannon fodder out of Camino!
 

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Order 27: Buy more cookies for teh Dark Side
 

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Order 4: Using the Dark Side of the Force in public buildings is prohibited

Order 8: No using secure comm lines for booty calls.
 

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Order 9: Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
 

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Order 32: Bring extra undies
Order 33: Always wash hands after visiting the "little Jedi's room"
Order 34: Don't drop the soap
 

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Order 44: Everybody Dougie
 
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