Kill My Character

[Steel]

First of all, none of this affects real RP. You do not have to actually kill a character. Also, only SWRP characters allowed. No other characters from fiction, or real people.

How this works is I'll choose one of my characters I would not mind seeing die. The next person describes how my character dies. Including what they were doing, cause of death, stuff like that. Make it as epic or humorous as you wish. This is not meant to be offensive or gory.

Then the person who describes my character's death chooses one of their own characters and it continues. Kind of like the 'Corrupt My Wish' thread, but with a different topic.

I'll start by choosing Kaata Valek, (The Warrior in sig).

 

[EnderM5]

Will hire lackey to approach Kaata in a bar, in a challenge to a fight. Kaata will accept, because of his single-minded arrogance.

The lackey will lure Kaata into a nearby alley, where an entire hit squad will be waiting, weapons primed. Kaata is mowed down, and his corpse is left to rot on the ground.

Tran, please.

 

[Steel]

The Sith will contract Tran to work on a shiny new superweapon. This new superweapon will have the ability to shoot gravity. Tran is very smart, so after a few years he will have completed this weapon. Tran turns it on to realize the superweapon does not work right. Instead of shooting gravity, Tran's superweapon pulls the sun toward whatever planet the Chiss is on. Probably Ryloth. Tran knows that the only way he can save Ryloth is by catching the Sun before it hits the planet. Unfortunately, 1/10 strength does not cut it and Tran is crushed under the weight of the Sun.

The Pilot

 

[Chairdor]

A large man will approach him in a drunken rage. He will grumble that his woman has been touched, Pavelo will say it was not he who touched the woman, but the drunken man will disagree. Pavelo will be sat upon by the large man, he will struggle and fail. He will suffocate under the butt of a drunken slob.

His funeral will be attended by one unconsoled fellow and no one else

The drunken man will be that fellow.

Mar'an'ing

 

[Bee]

Mar'an'ing has a sudden sneezing fit in the cockpit of a starfighter. She crashes into an asteroid.

Um. Vica?

 

[Black Noise]

Vice gets really drunk one day and challenges one of the Jedi council members to a fight to the death.

She loses.

Sogar :D

 

[Miz]

Jedi Grand Master forgets to deactivate her lightsaber in time for her killing blow to land.

Mizchno

 

[Clayton]

While flying in the Mandalore system, a stray shot from a mass driver from the destruction of the clans, fired in a whole different system, impacts with his shuttle years later.

Rook.

 

[Cainhurst Crow]

Unbeknownst to Mizchno, the hutt he killed so long ago had been a father, his son unlocking his force sensitivity through the news his father had been killed. The sith trained this hutt for years, be he escaped, using his knowledge of lightsaber combat to hone his skills, working as a mercenary and enforcer until one day, he finds Mizchno. Drawing his saber, he proclaims steadily and defiantly, "My name is Hutiygo Montoya, You killed my father. Prepare to die."

A fierce battle ensues, and Hutiygo is victories, striking Mizchono down and avenging his father.

Nazar Dal'serah

EDIT: Dang. Too late.

During an engagement on the planet Transdosha, rook was disarmed and had to rely on his bowcaster. Hours of evasion and engagement in thick muddy terrain had clogged the front barrel of his weapon, causing it to backfire and violently detonate in his hands.

Rook dies of dysentery contracted by poorly prepared food 1 month later, on Bespin.

 

[Andrewza]

who must be killed?

 

[Cainhurst Crow]

Well I replied last, so I guess my guy.

 

[Andrewza]

You have got 2 charters though. Witch one must die?

 

[Cainhurst Crow]

I listed Nazar Dal'serah, so it would be him.

 

[Steel]

One day Del'Serah decides that he has had enough of the Dark Jedi, or at least enough of their horrible food. He travels ti the far away planet of Corellia to find a decent Taco Bell. The Jedi U8 soccer team is celebrating the big win at a Ice Cream parlour next door. One of the Jedi soccer moms sees Del'Serah and reconizes him for the monster he is. The Jedi soccer mom calls in a Jedi strike force of no less than 150 highly trained Jedi Kinghts. The lead Knight, a mean ole fellow named Drphil, realizes that because they are righteous Jedi, the strike team is not permitted to ambush Del'Serah while he enjoys a cheesy and greasy 'burrito'. Drphil walks up to Del'Serah and does the trick where he pretends Del'Serah has a messy shirt, then the when the Dark Jedi looks down Drphil flicks his finger against Del-Serah's nose. The thing is Del'Serah's shirt is actually dirty. This causes him to go into an uncontrollable rage, and he kills Drphil. The other 149 Jedi of the strike force all attack Del'Serah, but he manages to fight them all off. All but a small little Jedi named Bilbou. Bilou kills Del'Serah by shoving an Al Grande sized 'burrito' down the Dark Jedi's throat.

Rheas the Wildcard.

 

[GABA]

Rheas dies from feline AIDS.

Ebberla Daw.

 

[Miz]

Turns out the entire planet of Anoth was a sacrificial alter that when The Light of The Force went down it allowed Mrs. Grand Master Daw's little friend in her stomach to be corrupted by the most devious of Dark Side energies. During child birth, the baby would have already absorbed the entirety of the Grand Master's power producing the strongest Sith spawn in starwars history killing Daw in the process.

Mitsuki.

 

[Kaane]

10 years from now: After working together on a few missions, Mitsuki finds herself swept off her feet by a Sith Lord named Prince Valium. Valium, having fallen head over heels for Mitsuki's somewhat immature personality, which he finds cute, obliges to spending a night with her. Immediately after they eat dinner, he falls asleep, having no clue how to effectively serenade a girl properly. Still, Mitsuki feels triumphant after her first date, and immediately begins boasting about it to everyone she sees. Valium, after finally waking up at about 1 o'clock in the afternoon, finds his reputation permanently damaged and dispatches an assassin to kill Mitsuki and patch up any loose ends. The assassin, however, was in fact just as enamored with Mitsuki as she was with Valium, and after an intricate soap opera love triangle sequence set to George Michael's Careless Whisper resolves, the nameless, dashing assassin and Mitsuki disappear from Imperial space by stealing a freighter, sailing off into a romantic Korriban sunset.

They were too busy kissing to notice that they were literally sailing off into the sun.

Hrassk.

 

[Andrewza]

His hatred for the sith drives him to try and wipe them out. So he recovers the plans for the death star and build one. Only for some farmer to blow it up.



Jake paxston.