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"Alfons! How we lookin'??"
Tris hurriedly passed through the hall to the cockpit with a full face of white shaving cream, the ship still in lightspeed. Alfons, Tris' personal pilot and caretaker for over a decade, just rolled his eyes.
"We're almost there, Tris. ..I really don't understand why you couldn't send the message yourself?"
Tris poked his head out from the refresher, whiping off the shaving cream onto a towel without having shaven; leaving his usual two-day's worth of growth.
"What ever happened to "Yes, sir"? You know, I'm really starting to miss those days before I let San influence your perfect work ethic."
Tris disapeared back into the refresher, storming out once again down the hall. Alfons began bubbling into a sarcastic chuckle, morphing into a full on maniacal laugh, then stopped. He really did think it was funny. But at the same time, he was loosening up.
"Meheheheh, ahahahahahaha, Bahahahahahaha!! ......You're just jealous that San's girlfriend wanted to come with us, while you can barely track this one."
Tris briskly walked back out into the hall, wearing a new red and white shirt, then disapeared into the other doorway.
"She's independant! I like that!!"
Alfons stabbed a finger into the console button with a particular spunk, then gripped the controls and lowered it down.
"And a Councilor to-boot! Gee, I wonder how long it'll take to gain that Master rank you've been rambling on about now? Pretty convenient if you ask me..."
"No!"
Tris' finger lead out into the hallway, pointing at Alfons harshly, soon followed by his face which was once again covered in shaving cream. He couldn't make up his mind, and now he'd gotten the cream on his shirt.
"No-no! You're not putting that in my head 'cuz she'll see it, and then it's all over!"
Alfons looked up at Tris' reflected face in a small mirror he'd placed in the upper dash so he could see behind him, due to all the conversations just like this. And Alfons smiled back.
"Better strap in..."
"No."
Tris shook his finger one last time. He said 'no', but he meant 'get that **** outa my head'. He spun around, back into the room which had a convenient two seats with belts, sitting down with that roundabout motion and strapping himself in. Alfons made some kind of noise that Tris couldn't hear but suspected it had to do with dropping out of hyperspace. They had done this a thousand times, after all. Indeed the ship dropped out, and they overlooked Nar Shaddaa. Tris unlatched himself and stormed out into the hall again, stopping to look at Alfons with a judging squint. Alfons just looked into that mirror, only his smiling eyes looking back at him.
"Your jewel awaits..."
Tris stared back for a moment.
"No."
That one was just for good measure. He really didn't know why he said it, but he needed to. After that, he spent a good half hour changing rooms as much as articles of clothing. Eventually he shaved his neck but not his face. He'd put a natural styling paste in his hair, put on a nice high-baller's white suit and tie with a white collared shirt underneath and white polished shoes, brushed his teeth twice, moisturized his hands a good five times, and hid his lightsaber along the inside of his thigh, pointing down of course. The outfit was remaniscent of what he used to wear before commiting to his line of Jedi-wear... minus the thigh-blade. The idea was to look good, while hiding in plain sight. No one would suspect him as being a Jedi looking like this.
So, Tris threw a boot at Alfons as his 'goodbye', and exited the ramp. Tris threw a nice colored credit chip to the docking regulator and kept on walking, with a certain strut in his step that even the happy recipiant noticed. Tris tucked his hand deep into his pocket, fiddled with the lightsaber hilt and kicked out a leg as he did so, then pulled out a comms device and lifted close to his mouth.
"Ebb, you here?"
Tris hurriedly passed through the hall to the cockpit with a full face of white shaving cream, the ship still in lightspeed. Alfons, Tris' personal pilot and caretaker for over a decade, just rolled his eyes.
"We're almost there, Tris. ..I really don't understand why you couldn't send the message yourself?"
Tris poked his head out from the refresher, whiping off the shaving cream onto a towel without having shaven; leaving his usual two-day's worth of growth.
"What ever happened to "Yes, sir"? You know, I'm really starting to miss those days before I let San influence your perfect work ethic."
Tris disapeared back into the refresher, storming out once again down the hall. Alfons began bubbling into a sarcastic chuckle, morphing into a full on maniacal laugh, then stopped. He really did think it was funny. But at the same time, he was loosening up.
"Meheheheh, ahahahahahaha, Bahahahahahaha!! ......You're just jealous that San's girlfriend wanted to come with us, while you can barely track this one."
Tris briskly walked back out into the hall, wearing a new red and white shirt, then disapeared into the other doorway.
"She's independant! I like that!!"
Alfons stabbed a finger into the console button with a particular spunk, then gripped the controls and lowered it down.
"And a Councilor to-boot! Gee, I wonder how long it'll take to gain that Master rank you've been rambling on about now? Pretty convenient if you ask me..."
"No!"
Tris' finger lead out into the hallway, pointing at Alfons harshly, soon followed by his face which was once again covered in shaving cream. He couldn't make up his mind, and now he'd gotten the cream on his shirt.
"No-no! You're not putting that in my head 'cuz she'll see it, and then it's all over!"
Alfons looked up at Tris' reflected face in a small mirror he'd placed in the upper dash so he could see behind him, due to all the conversations just like this. And Alfons smiled back.
"Better strap in..."
"No."
Tris shook his finger one last time. He said 'no', but he meant 'get that **** outa my head'. He spun around, back into the room which had a convenient two seats with belts, sitting down with that roundabout motion and strapping himself in. Alfons made some kind of noise that Tris couldn't hear but suspected it had to do with dropping out of hyperspace. They had done this a thousand times, after all. Indeed the ship dropped out, and they overlooked Nar Shaddaa. Tris unlatched himself and stormed out into the hall again, stopping to look at Alfons with a judging squint. Alfons just looked into that mirror, only his smiling eyes looking back at him.
"Your jewel awaits..."
Tris stared back for a moment.
"No."
That one was just for good measure. He really didn't know why he said it, but he needed to. After that, he spent a good half hour changing rooms as much as articles of clothing. Eventually he shaved his neck but not his face. He'd put a natural styling paste in his hair, put on a nice high-baller's white suit and tie with a white collared shirt underneath and white polished shoes, brushed his teeth twice, moisturized his hands a good five times, and hid his lightsaber along the inside of his thigh, pointing down of course. The outfit was remaniscent of what he used to wear before commiting to his line of Jedi-wear... minus the thigh-blade. The idea was to look good, while hiding in plain sight. No one would suspect him as being a Jedi looking like this.
So, Tris threw a boot at Alfons as his 'goodbye', and exited the ramp. Tris threw a nice colored credit chip to the docking regulator and kept on walking, with a certain strut in his step that even the happy recipiant noticed. Tris tucked his hand deep into his pocket, fiddled with the lightsaber hilt and kicked out a leg as he did so, then pulled out a comms device and lifted close to his mouth.
"Ebb, you here?"
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