Why?

[Empress]

for a Klondike bar

 

[Sandvich]

Because only an idiot says no to Odin.

 

[jpchewy01]

I was with my friends...and we got this idea...we thought it'd be fun...

 

[Wit]

Because it's Friday.

 

[Jiang Winters]

4 teh lulzzzz

 

[Empress]

because once you pop....you...can't...stop.....

 

[Jiang Winters]

But I didn't do it, gorramit! You hear me? I didn't DO IT!

 

[Empress]

I flipped a coin, and it landed on heads.

 

[Dread]

Because...

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards

 

[Empress]

because your mother thought it was really really really sexy when I did it that way....

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

Se wha ha' happen wuz

 

[Empress]

sure as hell you weren't going to do it.

 

[Batty]

She told me she was 18...

 

[Empress]

because I just did....problem?

 

[Batty]

i WAS GUNNA do it...but then i got high.

 

[Empress]

because I thought it would look nice hanging over the bed like that.