Why?

[Ender]

Just answer the question. Why'd you do it?

 

[Sandvich]

Because it seemed like a good idea at the time.

 

[Random Hero]

I did it purely for financial gain.

And I would have gotten away with too, if it weren't for you meddling Star Wars geeks.

:CStern

:CHappy

 

[Dread]

I didn't check the expiration date.

 

[Telarii]

Why?

I could relate to you a story spanning over a hundred pages of text detailing to you each and every thought that passed through my mind as I debated whether or not to do it, but in the end it all came down to two little words.

Why not?

That's why. :CScool

 

[Green Ranger]

Because you touch yourself at night. :CStern

 

[Empress]

she said she loved me!

 

[Random Hero]

Because you touch yourself at night. :CStern

/thread

 

[Garuga]

Because he dropped the soap.

 

[Brandon Rhea]

I was just following orders.

 

[Malon]

because the old man said 'those weren't the droids I was looking for'! :CCry1

 

[Dmitri]

Because the little voices in my head told me so.

 

[Sandvich]

Because the chloroform wore off...

 

[Santoro]

Because Jimmy the Knife said he was going to squeal.

 

[Crosby]

Because there was two chalupas AND a taco.

 

[Viggy]

For the lulz. Why else?

 

[jpchewy01]

I didn't think we were killing any of them.

 

[Jiang Winters]

Because she said I have too much fur.

 

[Demiurge]

Cause jam don't shake like dat.

 

[jpchewy01]

They were going to kill her if I didn't.