Whats the worst movie you've ever seen?

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The Chucky series has got to be up pretty high on the list for me. I loved them for being so bad, though.
 

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Christmas with the Kranks.

I almost committed seppuku halfway through it.
 

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Christmas with the Kranks.

I almost committed seppuku halfway through it.

I'm sure that would have made the moving more entertaining, live action seppuku.
 

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Spiderman 3 is bad, most of the Harry Potter movies are mediocre at best, and I fell asleep within the first twenty minutes of Seabiscuit.
 

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Spiderman 3 is bad, most of the Harry Potter movies are mediocre at best, and I fell asleep within the first twenty minutes of Seabiscuit.

Not alot of people agree with me on the Spider man movies, I think they were awful.

As for the worst movie I've ever seen, Hollywood Chiuwawa.
 

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National Lampoon's Last Resort, some of you have probably never even heard of this movie.
 

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As for the worst movie I've ever seen, Hollywood Chiuwawa.

How did you get dragged into that?


Another bad movie: The Family Stone (chick flick), it was so cliche I wanted to tear my girl friend apart.
 

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The wickerman has to be on my list for sure. I don't like Nicholos Cage, he seems to be a bit of a weirdo.
 

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I change mine. The Hitman movie was the worst I've ever seen
 

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Catwoman. Nuff said.
 

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I've got to say the Resident Evil movies, the one with the stupid Alice and everything, sorry to say, but those movies were horrible and basically were a assault against the Resident Evil series.

Oh and I kinda liked Spiderman 3, wasn't too bad in my opinion, some stupid parts, and killing off of two characters at once, etc etc etc. But overall I enjoyed it.
The Resident Evil movies had better story lines than the entirety of the Resident Evil video game series...

Not to mention Sandman had the character depth of a boiled egg.
Sandman was actually the most emotionally charged character in the entire movie, when he wasn't Sandman. Thomas Hayden Church was the best actor, in the best scene, all within the first thirty minutes. When he became Sandman, the entire movie just doubled over in fail.

Sandman should never be as big of a villain as he was in Spiderman 3. He's third tier easy. Venom on the other hand could have sold the movie himself if he wasn't done so horribly. Topher ****ing Grace? Really? I facepalm'd the first time I heard he was going to be playing Venom. And the whole ninja Green Goblin thing.. ugh. **** Spiderman 3.
Topher Grace should have just stayed on That 70's Show. At least there he fit the role.

Kirsten Dunst is too ugly to be the lead female role in any movie tbh. She has a weird face..
I'd have ****ed her in any three of the movies.

But honestly, the worst part of Spider-Man 3 was Harry Osborne's story arch. I mean, Sam Raimi wanted the buddy-buddy feel back from the first film, but ****ing amnesia? Starting the love triangle again? Everything was just so forced. They should have kept the revival of the Green Goblin for a later movie, and done it right, like in the 90's cartoon show. Have him progressively lose touch with reality, and see his dad's face in every reflective surface, whispering of his dark plans, and then finally snap, like a paranoid schizophrenic.
 

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Sandman was actually the most emotionally charged character in the entire movie, when he wasn't Sandman. Thomas Hayden Church was the best actor, in the best scene, all within the first thirty minutes. When he became Sandman, the entire movie just doubled over in fail.


I agree. It was so random how he was changed into Sandman to. Whoops! Now I'm a supervillain!
 

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I'm not even going to start listing the flaws involved in that franchise, it's a riddiculous money making scheme targeting kids and retards is what it is.

Another simply awful film was, Starship Troopers two and three.
 

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I don't know what the worst movie would be, to me, but Spider-Man 3 was horrible.

People should just not try to make Anime movies live action. They did it with Street Fighter twice and look how bad they turned out.
Dragon Ball is only bad because the producers tried making it seem realistic, which is far from the meaning of Dragon Ball. If you think all anime movies are bad, try Death Note. It is one of the better anime live-action movies out there, imo. There is even a remake of the two movies (the third is a spin-off: doesn't count) being considered to make the movies more true to the original plot.
 

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Dragon Ball is only bad because the producers tried making it seem realistic, which is far from the meaning of Dragon Ball. If you think all anime movies are bad, try Death Note. It is one of the better anime live-action movies out there, imo. There is even a remake of the two movies (the third is a spin-off: doesn't count) being considered to make the movies more true to the original plot.

Yes but you have to admit, he does have a point. Animation/video game movies are almost destined to fail. There are a few exceptions such as Tomb Raider, but that didn't even follow any of the story at all so i'm told.
 

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Yes but you have to admit, he does have a point. Animation/video game movies are almost destined to fail. There are a few exceptions such as Tomb Raider, but that didn't even follow any of the story at all so i'm told.
Yeah: that's mainly because the ones that get made are usually stylized in a certain way that is appealing. It gets butchered a lot.
 

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Any movie with robin Williams and or Jim Carey.
 
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