- Joined
- Dec 15, 2018
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- 53
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- 21
This was stupid. What was he doing. Jack had made many a mistake in his life, mainly involving marriage or the purchase of nerf. This however was in a class of its own. Wookie's were known galaxy wide for one thing and one thing only. It wasn't building cities, or guiding tours, or painting happy little trees for Holocasts. No, these adorable furry creatures had a lovely reputation of offering limb removal services free of charge. While Jack Graves had heard anecdotally that they weren't 'so bad' that was a far cry from being a comfort of course because in that case maybe they just ripped off one limb. Oh goodie.
So what, might you ask, was the decision so poor made by a bounty hunter so jovially slacked on holiday liquor? Well, he took a look at the biggest. The toughest. The orneriest Wookie in the village he was shacked up in and thought to himself, 'Oh yeah, I can take him'. As it were that intoxicated decision making was a blessing and a curse as when he pointed to the one he wished to challenge he missed his particular Wookie by a hair, which was actually by a lot in Wookie measurement.
Unaware of this the now unnecessarily shirtless man bounced from foot to foot waiting to fight the hairy Goliath,
"Come on you big hairy hair-haver, let me show you how the chocolate is made"
This statement made no sense for several reasons not including that it was said in a disturbingly racist accent.
Gork, the Wookie who invited him to this gathering was embarrassed. Jack was much cooler sober, but the bounty hunter assumed the opposite. Fists up and body hair weird and springy, the focused man was ready to get it.
@Rexx
So what, might you ask, was the decision so poor made by a bounty hunter so jovially slacked on holiday liquor? Well, he took a look at the biggest. The toughest. The orneriest Wookie in the village he was shacked up in and thought to himself, 'Oh yeah, I can take him'. As it were that intoxicated decision making was a blessing and a curse as when he pointed to the one he wished to challenge he missed his particular Wookie by a hair, which was actually by a lot in Wookie measurement.
Unaware of this the now unnecessarily shirtless man bounced from foot to foot waiting to fight the hairy Goliath,
"Come on you big hairy hair-haver, let me show you how the chocolate is made"
This statement made no sense for several reasons not including that it was said in a disturbingly racist accent.
Gork, the Wookie who invited him to this gathering was embarrassed. Jack was much cooler sober, but the bounty hunter assumed the opposite. Fists up and body hair weird and springy, the focused man was ready to get it.
@Rexx