As blaster bolts came back at him, Splort dove away, squealing, as the E-Web emplacement exploded behind him, having missed him.
For the best, in the end, since it was about time to cross the bridge from the cover of the starport and its structures and give them stinking Imps a what’s-for.
“FOR GAMOR” Splort roared.
“FOR THE EMPIRE” Roared a Gamorrean non-playable character that earned him a whack across the noggin.
“YEEHHHHH!!” Cried another. “We’re gonna stick candles in your ears and make you dance around a campfire while we eat your grandmother’s biscuits and drink her tea and lackadaisically discuss the finer aspects of the piezoelectric effect!”
“.............Wat?”
“......Uhhh……eheh……WAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!”
“WAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!”
At Gurk’s signal, the one-hundred-and-fifty fighting Gamorreans burst forth. They were a tide upon that bridge. Even as, no, perhaps because they were being attacked, by blasters and mortars, they were so very vicious.
Splort ran, “WAAAAAGGHHH”ing all the while, eyes on the back of a Gamorrean in front of him. This one had a logo on the back of his armor: ‘NPC LIVES MATTER’ Just then a mortar blast blew him into smithereens.
Somewhere between now and then, Splort appeared on the other side of the bridge. He found his target. “IT’S THE JEDI SCUMBAG AGAIN”
DC-15S Blaster Carbine in his grip, ignoring the Imps that can’t actually hurt him, Splort took cover behind a wall and fired six bolts at the Imperial Knight. @Volene They would connect with her chest or her head and make her hurt or dead.
Opponent: Volene
@Volene
@Nor'baal @Darasuum
@Rimrald @Vek
For the best, in the end, since it was about time to cross the bridge from the cover of the starport and its structures and give them stinking Imps a what’s-for.
“FOR GAMOR” Splort roared.
“FOR THE EMPIRE” Roared a Gamorrean non-playable character that earned him a whack across the noggin.
“YEEHHHHH!!” Cried another. “We’re gonna stick candles in your ears and make you dance around a campfire while we eat your grandmother’s biscuits and drink her tea and lackadaisically discuss the finer aspects of the piezoelectric effect!”
“.............Wat?”
“......Uhhh……eheh……WAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!”
“WAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!”
At Gurk’s signal, the one-hundred-and-fifty fighting Gamorreans burst forth. They were a tide upon that bridge. Even as, no, perhaps because they were being attacked, by blasters and mortars, they were so very vicious.
Splort ran, “WAAAAAGGHHH”ing all the while, eyes on the back of a Gamorrean in front of him. This one had a logo on the back of his armor: ‘NPC LIVES MATTER’ Just then a mortar blast blew him into smithereens.
Somewhere between now and then, Splort appeared on the other side of the bridge. He found his target. “IT’S THE JEDI SCUMBAG AGAIN”
DC-15S Blaster Carbine in his grip, ignoring the Imps that can’t actually hurt him, Splort took cover behind a wall and fired six bolts at the Imperial Knight. @Volene They would connect with her chest or her head and make her hurt or dead.
Opponent: Volene
@Volene
@Nor'baal @Darasuum
@Rimrald @Vek