The Tutu Consortium

[Kyp Durant]

Coronet City, Corellia.​

Kyp felt like a fool dressed in the silly old costume, and with every passing minute his anger at these frackin bombers was increasing. By the end of the night he was gonna beat someone senseless with the silly little bow he was carrying. He didn't have any armor on, the costume simply hadn't left and space to fit it in, but he had managed to sneak a couple of his blasters in the frilly and fluffy bits of the costume. These guys wanted one weird cupid. And of course, the real surprise was that the bow and arrows he carried, they actually worked. And then there was the little surprise tucked into the bottom of the quiver, a small explosive that should come in handy. He was more than ready to kill people for making him wear this abomination.

"I'm gonna strangle one of these fools in each arm at the same time, that's the price they gotta pay." Kyp muttered more to himself than to Lex as they approached the one time GAR facility that was now supposed to be the hiddey hole of these schmucks. Pausing as they stood in front of the side entrance the intel had asked them to enter from, Kyp glanced once at Lex, tempted to laugh but remembering how he was himself dressed and losing at signs of mirth, and extended a hand to knock in the specified pattern.

"Here goes nothing." He muttered as the door swooshed open, and revealed behind it three tiny little aliens, fellows in armor even shorter than Kyp. This wasn't what he had expected, and looking beyond them he spotted a couple more short fellows, but without the weird armor. They were Ewoks!

@Sreeya