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“Entry one, Location- Coruscant, 21st Quadrant:
There’s this nice little electronics store on th’ upper levels of this quadrant of th’ ecumenopolis. It’s called “Kthruul’s”, an’ I would highly recommend them for th’ person who needs organization in their lives. *Upper class snob voice* I appreciate their quality products so much that I acquired one of their fine mini recorders from a wayfaring gran while asking for directions to thee nearest food market. *Normal voice* Well… he didn’t exactly know that I had acquired it…which is odd. I mean, how do you not witness such a thing when you have three eyes??? Come on… evolution gave these guys a boon an’ they’re squanderin’ it by having all three eyes look in one direction while they wave their hand around tellin’ me t’ turn right an’ make a sharp left. But anyway, my point is, now that I have a recorder I can keep tabs of my daily activities an’ amuse myself in the process.
Oh, an’ I really did need foodstuffs. That wasn’t a ruse. I mean, a hatchlin’ has t’ eat, right? And no, I’m not going t’ steal everythin’ this time. I actually got me some credits today. That’s right! Turns out that people will pay to hear a good kloo horn player on a street corner. It’s not much, but it’s enough to pay for some thala-siren milk an’ a portion pack. Aaaaaand… I may pocket some bantha jerky while I’m at it. Hey, I said that I wouldn’t steal everythin’, not anythin’. Soooo… there’s an officer heading this way so I think I’m gonna go ahead an’ turn this off now…”
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“Entry one, Location- Coruscant, 21st Quadrant:
There’s this nice little electronics store on th’ upper levels of this quadrant of th’ ecumenopolis. It’s called “Kthruul’s”, an’ I would highly recommend them for th’ person who needs organization in their lives. *Upper class snob voice* I appreciate their quality products so much that I acquired one of their fine mini recorders from a wayfaring gran while asking for directions to thee nearest food market. *Normal voice* Well… he didn’t exactly know that I had acquired it…which is odd. I mean, how do you not witness such a thing when you have three eyes??? Come on… evolution gave these guys a boon an’ they’re squanderin’ it by having all three eyes look in one direction while they wave their hand around tellin’ me t’ turn right an’ make a sharp left. But anyway, my point is, now that I have a recorder I can keep tabs of my daily activities an’ amuse myself in the process.
Oh, an’ I really did need foodstuffs. That wasn’t a ruse. I mean, a hatchlin’ has t’ eat, right? And no, I’m not going t’ steal everythin’ this time. I actually got me some credits today. That’s right! Turns out that people will pay to hear a good kloo horn player on a street corner. It’s not much, but it’s enough to pay for some thala-siren milk an’ a portion pack. Aaaaaand… I may pocket some bantha jerky while I’m at it. Hey, I said that I wouldn’t steal everythin’, not anythin’. Soooo… there’s an officer heading this way so I think I’m gonna go ahead an’ turn this off now…”
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