Legolas. The Joker's just a wannabe clown.
Legolas or Leia?
Legolas.
Legolas or Deadeye Duncan?
Legolas again.
Legolas or a Gamorrean?
Legolas. He can whip his hair back and forth.
Legolas or Frodo?
Legolas, because he has all his fingers.
Legolas or Brandon Rhea?