Thanksgiving 2013

[OhNoesBunnies]

Had a lot of sangria. Successfully ignored the obligatory Obamacare conversation. Ate some turkey plus lots of delicious stuffing and bread. Then had some pie.

Woke up this morning and I had lost weight.

Odd, I woke up after pigging out and found I had lost five pounds.

Maybe we have tapeworms.

 

[Rom]

Had a lot of sangria. Successfully ignored the obligatory Obamacare conversation. Ate some turkey plus lots of delicious stuffing and bread. Then had some pie.

Woke up this morning and I had lost weight.

I can feel the joyful victory in this post. I approve

 

[OhNoesBunnies]

I can feel the joyful victory in this post. I approve

It reminds me of a victory in imgur~<3

 

[Crosby]

Went to my parents cabin in New Mexico, talked to a seemingly infinite amount of relatives, ate turkey, watched some lions rip some cheese heads to shreds, and continued to drink copious amounts of cheep beer until I had 14 hour mini-coma.

 

[BLADE]

Spoiler: INTRO

Dr. Prospero, Lawyer/Internet Asshole, searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all humans have. Then an accidental overdose of gamma radiation interacts with his unique body chemistry. And now, when Prospero grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs...

HULKERO MAKE GOOSE THANKSGIVING. IT SCRUMPTIOUS. WIFE AND PARENTS AND FRIENDS HELP OUT AS HAD HUGE TURNOUT (~70 PEOPLE) THANKSGIVING. ALSO WATCH MACY DAY PARADE AND STEELERS GAME. HOWEVER TRAGEDY ALSO STRUCK. BECAUSE HULKERO TEAM LOST ANNUAL HULKERO FAMILY TURKEYBOWL. HULKERO HAD WATCH FILM PREVIOUS GAMES WEEKS, COME UP CLEVER SCHEME AND GAME STILL NARROWLY LOST 45-42. SERIOUSLY. WE WIN TOO TOWARD END, BUT MUFFED COVERAGE ON SLANT ROUTE LED SET DOWNS ON 16 YARD LINE. BUT ALRIGHT. FINE. HULKERO DEFENSIVE CAPTAIN. DO OFF-CORNER BLITZ AFTER NICKEL PLAY. SACK MOTHER****ING HULKERO DAD (OPPOSING TEAM QUARTERBACK) NEAR 30 YARD LINE.) NEARLY FORCE FUMBLE ON ANOTHER BALL. AND THEN SACK AGAIN. BY THIS POINT, HULKERO SWEETLY SAVORING VICTORY.

SEE THIS FIRST TIME HULKERO AND HULKERO WIFE HOST THANKSGIVING AND TURKEYBOWL (FAMILY TRADITION) BE PART OF THANKSGIVING LONG HULKERO CAN REMEMBER. HULKERO ALSO NOT HAVE WINNING RECORD AGAINST HULKERO DAD (4-14) AND HULKERO DESPERATELY WANT WIN SO OLD MAN FINALLY SHUT UP. HULKERO GET IT DAD, YOU WENT VIETNAM AND ARE GREAT AND HEROIC DAD AND HULKERO LOVE YOU BUT STILL SHUT **** UP THIS FOOTBALL OR HULKERO STAB YOU IN PERINEUM JUST WATCH YOU BLEED DEATH AND FINISH WHAT CONG SHOULD HAVE YEARS AGO. SHUT UP OLD MAN.

ANYHOW COUSIN ON OPPOSING TEAM HAD THEN SOMEONE WHO OFFICIALLY KNOCKED OFF HANNUKKAH/CHRISTMAS LIST WHO WILL REMAIN NAMELESS (*COUGH*UNCLE --BY MARRIAGE THANK CHRIST-- LETCALLHIMPTOPROTECTPRIVACYLEARNBE****INGCORNERBACKYOUUSELESSJIZZSTAIN*COUGH*) MISS OFF BACKFOOT DEEP PASS. HULKERO DAD NEARLY BEING SACK ON PLAY DUE OFF-CENTER BLITZ PACKAGE. SO HE THROW, RIGHT AND IT SEEM LIKE INCOMPLETE. BUT AGAIN UNCLE USELESS JIZZ STAIN MISS PASS AND LET TIGHT END INTO ENDZONE...

WITH FIVE SECOND LEFT.

HULKERO TEAM LOSE.

AND NOW HULKERO NOT HEAR ****ING END OF IT. HULKERO NOW GOING CALL HULKEROS FATHER AND REMIND HIM IF HE AND HULKERO MOTHER EVER GET DIVORCE HULKERO SIDE WITH MOTHER.

ALSO HAD FUN TIME WITH LOVED ONES AND MUCH FEASTING AND MERRIMENT.

BUT STILL. CHRIST. A BACKFOOT PASS.

HAPPY ****ING THANKSGIVING.

ASSHOLES.

Spoiler: The Lonely Man

...

So he must let the world go on thinking that Prospero is dead, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.

 

[Phil]

When people are watching football no matter the occasion, and they are cheering or yelling because their team is winning or losing, I'm like "Ok, cool/sorry your team won/lost". I find this surprisingly easy since some of my relatives are hardcore Raiders fans.

As for Thanksgiving, I had two in a row and I made a cake.