SWRP Quotes

[Outlander]

[1:43:54 AM] Dmitri Valentine: keep it NC-17. I don't want you guys getting past that rating
[1:43:57 AM] Tyler Mackie (Clan Ordo): even the arial ones
[1:44:09 AM] Danne: We transcend ratings.
[1:44:14 AM] Jessica / Huntress (Clan Orar): Jessica / Huntress (Clan Orar) flashes boobs.
[1:44:22 AM] Danne: W00t
[1:44:22 AM] Jiang Winters (Makuran Commonwealth): Jiang Winters (Makuran Commonwealth) draws battleplans on tits.
[1:44:23 AM] Dmitri Valentine: Huntress is the one I'm worried baout
[1:44:41 AM] Danne: Nice battleplans.

[1:46:28 AM] Jiang Winters (Makuran Commonwealth): Makurans can orbitally drop tanks from the Solace of Fire.
[1:46:32 AM] Jiang Winters (Makuran Commonwealth): What can YOUR battleship do?
[1:46:41 AM] Danne: I don't have any yet.
[1:46:47 AM] Jessica / Huntress (Clan Orar): Carry nude whores.
[1:46:48 AM] Tyler Mackie (Clan Ordo): could one not simply make a larger gun with which to shoot said tank?
[1:46:53 AM] Jiang Winters (Makuran Commonwealth): No.
[1:46:57 AM] Jiang Winters (Makuran Commonwealth): Stop being stupid and admire the tits.
[1:47:00 AM] Jiang Winters (Makuran Commonwealth): ADMIRE THEM.
[1:47:02 AM] Tyler Mackie (Clan Ordo): which then could shoot their own guns?
[1:47:03 AM] Danne: OK!
[1:47:07 AM] Tyler Mackie (Clan Ordo): in mid air
[1:47:08 AM] Danne: *ADMIRES*
[1:47:13 AM] Jiang Winters (Makuran Commonwealth): SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLE, SON, THERE'S TITS IN THESE SKIES.
[1:47:14 AM] Tyler Mackie (Clan Ordo): just think about it
[1:47:24 AM] Tyler Mackie (Clan Ordo): you could paint tits on the side
[1:47:26 AM] Jiang Winters (Makuran Commonwealth): NO. I WILL NOT THING ABOUT ANYTHING BUT MAGNIFICANT MAMMARIES.
[1:47:30 AM] Jiang Winters (Makuran Commonwealth): ABOUT GLORIOUS FLESH ZEPPLINS.
[1:47:37 AM] Jiang Winters (Makuran Commonwealth): ABOUT FUNBAGS BLOTTING OUT THE SKY.
[1:47:40 AM] Jiang Winters (Makuran Commonwealth): AKLGDHLSHG
[1:47:44 AM] Jiang Winters (Makuran Commonwealth): Jiang Winters (Makuran Commonwealth) shorcircuits and dies.

 

[Dmitri]

What blasphemy is this? Only I'm supposed to quote myself. Heretic! Traitor! Applesauce!

 

[Wing]

I miss these drunk post s and sabre's posts. what happened to Matt?

 

[Chronicled]

[1:38:15 PM] *** Duke of Nuts shoots a squirt gun of acid on Chronicled's pants ***
[1:38:22 PM] Duke of Nuts: haha now your pants are gonna be so high
[1:38:33 PM] Chronicled Aquila: lol pffft
[1:38:43 PM] *** Chronicled Aquila licks his pants. ***
[1:38:52 PM] Chronicled Aquila: Just you wait half an hour

.

 

[Bee]

[9:00:08 PM] Ilan Leyacourt: im sill waiting for a pic of your jugs
[9:00:22 PM] Logan: you gotta take me out to dinner first kthx
[9:00:39 PM] Bee: mine are a little uneven but you can see them
[9:00:53 PM] Bee: if you want i mean
[9:00:54 PM] Logan: i knew a girl with uneven breasts once
[9:01:01 PM] Bee: http://i.imgur.com/RANKqyF.jpg they're not too bad i don't think?
[9:01:03 PM] Logan: she used to wear a cutlet in her bra so they looked the same
[9:01:04 PM] Ilan Leyacourt: anytime
[9:01:13 PM] Logan: then i got her naked once and was like
[9:01:17 PM] Logan: wtf you lied to me
[9:01:18 PM] Kevin Garcia: i clicked that link so quick.

Mad-est thou look.

 

[Chronicled]

knock knock
[12:43:50 AM] Duke of Nuts: I have a gun
[12:44:18 AM] Chronicled Aquila: Excuse me sir
[12:44:27 AM] Chronicled Aquila: Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour,
[12:44:32 AM] Chronicled Aquila: Brandon Rhea?
[12:44:38 AM] *** Duke of Nuts shoots immediately ***
[12:44:50 AM] Chronicled Aquila: OH NO
[12:44:54 AM] Chronicled Aquila: PROTECT ME , BAC!

.

 

[Noirceur]

Mad-est thou look.

Im never asking for pictures of jugs on that chat ever again.

 

[Wit]

Im never asking for pictures of jugs on that chat ever again.

But that isn't going to stop us from trolling you with pictures of jugs, is it? :bitchez

 

[Noirceur]

But that isn't going to stop us from trolling you with pictures of jugs, is it? :bitchez

I... I guess not.

 

[Logan]

[12:30:45 AM] Ilan Leyacourt: Jesus Christ! This is the first of 257 messages that skype actually posts! (party)
[12:30:57 AM] Logan: lol
[12:31:04 AM] Logan: even skype knows no one wants to talk to you
[12:31:55 AM] Ilan Leyacourt: Shut up logan. Half the site thinks you have ovaries
[12:35:18 AM] Logan: I DO NOT KNOW WHY.
[12:35:42 AM] Sid: lol
[12:36:18 AM] Jake: Wait.
[12:36:19 AM] Jake: Waiiit.
[12:36:23 AM] Sid: I just read messages like "she's gonna post soon" and start laughing
[12:36:33 AM] Jake: All this time I've assumed Logan has ovaries. :(
[12:36:33 AM] Sid: hahaha
[12:36:42 AM] Jake: I have gender recognition problems.
[12:36:49 AM] Ilan Leyacourt: HAHAHAHAHA
[12:36:58 AM] Logan: i hate you all
[12:37:03 AM] Logan: especially ilan
[12:37:07 AM] Logan: only ilan
[12:37:12 AM] Logan: i hate you ilan
[12:37:21 AM] Jake: Don't worry
[12:37:25 AM] Jake: You're not the first person this has happened to on swrp
[12:37:28 AM] Jake: It happened to me
[12:37:31 AM] Jake: And to Lavi.
[12:37:31 AM] Ilan Leyacourt: Of course you do :P
[12:37:42 AM] Jake: Everyone used to assume I was a girl
[12:37:50 AM] Jake: Even before my only character (until recently) was a woman
[12:38:08 AM] Sid: Not so recently this song came out in a movie here whose lyrics were "I hate you, like I love you"
[12:38:15 AM] Sid: I believe it would fit in well here :P
[12:38:32 AM] Logan: also bc i love you ilan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3aXpvhBdGM
[12:38:44 AM] Logan: turn it up LOUD
[12:39:02 AM] Jake: Mind = blown, my dreams of getting dat ass from Relent are forever thwarte
[12:39:10 AM] Logan: don't count it out
[12:39:13 AM] Logan: 1:09
[12:39:23 AM] Sid: no Relent jugs for you :P
[12:39:28 AM] Jake: [12:39 AM] Logan:

<<< don't count it out
[12:39:35 AM] Jake: I can't tell if this is about the music video or my comment
[12:39:43 AM] Jake: But if it was the former it was beautifully timed
[12:39:52 AM] Logan: delicously ambiguous
[12:40:49 AM] Logan: someone needs to post in some shit. ive been waiting for like two days ;-;
[12:40:56 AM] Ilan Leyacourt: I have the weirdest boner
[12:41:56 AM] Logan: here's some reggae dubstep for that boner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGrkz3w2Ii8
[12:41:57 AM] Jake: You know what Logan.
[12:41:59 AM] Logan: sup
[12:41:59 AM] Jake: I' mgonna do you a favor.
[12:42:06 AM] Jake: Instead of playing League when I finish this assignment.
[12:42:09 AM] Jake: I'm gonna post in some shit.
[12:42:12 AM] Logan: <3
[12:42:19 AM] Jake: and then I'll play League anyway
[12:42:22 AM] Logan: if i had ovaries they would belong to you
[12:42:28 AM] Jake: They already do.
[12:42:33 AM] Logan: you're right

 

[huntressofworlds]

Silverface: "I'm a weak willed, 27 year old, horny British Boy, I wouldn't say no."

 

[Fang.]

At the moment, the dark jedi are more or less a faction that stands by itself. It's not going to work with the rebellion unless it can manipulate them and certainly not going to work with the jedi. Some of their memebers don't like the sith either, so its like a hipster sith in a way.

Sipsters if you will.

Sipsters.

 

[Marf]

[6:32:52 AM] Eoin: Someone keeps sending me weird images over Skype ;-;
[6:33:23 AM] Marf: I got an invite to naked webcam with a random skype member
[6:33:35 AM] Eoin: ...
[6:33:50 AM] Eoin: I think you beat me on terms of weird people, Marf.
[6:34:39 AM] Marf: For those who are questioning my response, I said no.
[6:35:04 AM] Ben Winskill: it's me isn't it
[6:35:09 AM] Ben Winskill: awh god I am sorry
[6:35:15 AM] Eoin: What?
[6:35:16 AM] Ben Winskill: WAIT
[6:35:21 AM] Ben Winskill: THAT WAS DIRECTED AT USH
[6:35:28 AM] Ben Winskill: I DIDN'T READ MARTHA'S MESSGE
[6:35:29 AM] Ben Winskill: OH GOD
[6:35:29 AM] Marf: LOL BAHAHAHAHAHA
[6:35:31 AM] Ben Winskill: I AM SO SORRY
[6:35:33 AM] Eoin: Why are you asking Marf for naked cam?
[6:35:36 AM] Eoin: I know that
[6:35:41 AM] Eoin: For a skinny English kid
[6:35:43 AM] Ben Winskill: damnit!!!!!
[6:35:44 AM] Marf: ahahahaha oh man XD
[6:35:44 AM] Eoin: Shit can be difficult
[6:35:46 AM] Eoin: But...
[6:35:48 AM] Eoin: That's...
[6:35:53 AM] Eoin: Excessive.
[6:36:00 AM] Ben Winskill: lol
[6:36:02 AM] Eoin: I mean
[6:36:08 AM] Eoin: I'm not even that desperate.
[6:36:09 AM] Ben Winskill: sorry, Marha!
[6:36:26 AM] Marf: lmao it's ok XD
[6:36:50 AM] Meraxa: So who wants to throw this into the Quotes thread?

 

[Logan]

[12:54:25 AM] Bee: right? ugh.
[12:54:36 AM] Bee: like boy/girl sex whatever, don't really care to write that out.
[12:54:48 AM] Bee: but shiiiiit, i'd rp ladies ****ing all day.

-

hey bee btw i roleplay ladies

o yea

ladies

 

[Bee]

wow

such betrayal

very embarrass

so discomfort

wow

 

[Just Matt Now]

Hehehe, show more!!!

 

[Logan]

wow

such betrayal

very embarrass

so discomfort

wow

 

[Bee]

Finally, my turn to humiliate someone.

[6:15:03 PM] Fat Possum: The Hapan penis is, unlike it's human counterpart, a thing of majestic beauty.

 

[Fat Possum]

Finally, my turn to humiliate someone.

[6:15:03 PM] Fat Possum: The Hapan penis is, unlike it's human counterpart, a thing of majestic beauty.

 

[Dmitri]

[3:09:10 PM] Son of Kyle's Mom: I have always suspected that Weiss does [have a beard], but more like an evil villain's goatee and massive mustache. All oily and black and menacing.
[3:10:05 PM] Son of Kyle's Mom: It jus occurred to me that I view Weiss as either the evil raccoon or the bad guy from Meet the Robinsons.
[3:10:16 PM | Edited 3:12:08 PM] Son of Kyle's Mom: Weiss is Goob in my head.

...what?