Strange discoveries.

Phil

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I just made one.

So yeah, I went through some of my family's home movies and my parents wedding was there. Since I never saw it I decided to watch it... and was wowed. No sooner then 30 seconds after it starts, the bride's entourage or whatever walks down the hall, along with my grandmother who was carrying me(With my hair in a mullet down to my neck) with my older sister following behind as the flower girl.

After this shocked discovery of finding out I was born before my parents married, but the face me and both of my sisters were aswell, I noticed that the date was April 1992. That would make me... three years old at the time, and I had a mullet. How that happened I am not sure. But what I found really amusing was, aside from me wondering around the place aimlessly not knowing what was going on, when it was time for my dad to kiss my mom, he just pecked her for half a second and then hugged her for like 4 seconds afterwords as if he didn't want to kiss her. Kinda funny it happened 17 years ago, now divorced, and now my EX-mother is wondering the streets looting dumpsters and getting high while my dad is doing community service for a week.



So any of you lot made any strange discoveries of late?
 
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Phil

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why do you make these threads?

Simple, really. I'm bored, got nothing better to do, got insomnia, and want to get some conversations started.

I'd assume you've made alot of strange discoveries in your time, eh?
 

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I can't say I've made such a discovery as my parent's wedding is fairly well documented. Or it's an extremely well constructed elaborate lie. But I do know someone who finally noticed that they were born 6 months after their parents married. I suppose they didn't expect that of their parents.
 

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Holy shit Mulluns, you had a mullet.
 

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Strange discovery... hmm, well I'm not sure this is strange but I found out recently that I'm the 10th cousin of Rockerfeller o.O
 

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Simple, really. I'm bored, got nothing better to do, got insomnia, and want to get some conversations started.

I'd assume you've made alot of strange discoveries in your time, eh?
No. You have deep-seated emotional issues and this new "discovery" (along with your others) really bothers you and since you don't have many friends in the real world you choose to tell us about them because you desperately need to get these things off your chest and talk to somebody about them.

I suggest you call a hot line next time.
 

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No. You have deep-seated emotional issues and this new "discovery" (along with your others) really bothers you and since you don't have many friends in the real world you choose to tell us about them because you desperately need to get these things off your chest and talk to somebody about them.

I suggest you call a hot line next time.

I've really never seen one nice post out of you.
 

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No. You have deep-seated emotional issues and this new "discovery" (along with your others) really bothers you and since you don't have many friends in the real world you choose to tell us about them because you desperately need to get these things off your chest and talk to somebody about them.

I suggest you call a hot line next time.

Well, that was harsh.
 

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I've really never seen one nice post out of you.
And you never will because you're not looking. And you're not looking because you don't want me to be nice.
 
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No. You have deep-seated emotional issues and this new "discovery" (along with your others) really bothers you and since you don't have many friends in the real world you choose to tell us about them because you desperately need to get these things off your chest and talk to somebody about them.

I suggest you call a hot line next time.

Even if he does have those problems, we might as well be there to help him. Short of trickery or overuse, there isn't any real reason to not help people with any problems. Of course, the SWRP is not the best place to get help but it wouldn't hurt to at least be one place that could help.
 

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Mulluns, it is alright man. This happens to loads of kids down here, either that, or they are bastard children whose parents never marry.
 

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Even if he does have those problems, we might as well be there to help him. Short of trickery or overuse, there isn't any real reason to not help people with any problems. Of course, the SWRP is not the best place to get help but it wouldn't hurt to at least be one place that could help.
My point once again is that he needs to go out and make friends in the real world, because it's not healthy for him to seek psychiatric help on a Star Wars role-playing forum. Mulluns may wear goggles all the time and be a freak when it comes to fantasizing about Jabba swallowing Leia whole, but I'm sure he could find a group of weirdo friends willing to accept him. Hell, lots of us ****s are weird, yet we have friends. Why not Mulluns?
 

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His first priority should be to try to get a degree in college imo.
I disagree. College would be a lot easier for him if he had a group of friends to support him and keep him accountable.
 

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Ahhhhh, another 'let's fix mulluns!' thread. These always are good reads.

Hopefully, one of them might actually work at getting him out into the real world and living a normal or even highly significant life.
 
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