Sofa King

[Epic]

Name: Weet Odid
Faction: Republic
Rank: Sofa King
Species: He are Hooman
Age: 300
Gender: Transvestite
Height: 6'
Weight: 100lbs
Eyes: Yellow
Hair: Brown
Skin: Blue
Distinguishing Marks: Drool
Dominate Hand: See Intelligence for Details
Force Sensitive: He's better than fuckin' Yoda

Strength: He's anorexic and retarded. Do the math.
Dexterity: See Above
Constitution: lol
Intelligence: lol again
Wisdom: He knows all....sees all....As long as it's biscuts.
Charisma: He likes Tater Tots.

Force Powers:
Force Stupidity

Skills:
He can drool you to death.

Lightsaber Forms:
Form VIII - Tater Tot Form.

Strengths and Weaknesses:
He can drool...He throws his poo at you(hey, that rhymed!)

Gear:
Sophas

Ships:
The Sopha King

Pets:
None

Personality:
Stupid, Retarded, Stupid, and...stupid.

History:
He was born. He was laughed at. He drooled.

Kills:
Darth Tater

Dueling Ring Matches:


Grand Tournament Matches:


RP’s:


Famous Quote: "I LIKE BISCUTS!"

Theme: http://youtube.com/watch?v=PazOvSOezcI



SEEKRIT MESSIGE:

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[Brandon Rhea]

Is this for real?

 

[Epic]

As real as my Uncle Earl.

 

[Sir Dakar]

Your batched attempt at humor has made my eyes bleed. They started when I read your 'clever' title, as that is as far as I got.

 

[Epic]

I wasn't an attempt at Humor. It was an attempt at stupidity.

 

[Sir Dakar]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Aaron @ Aug 21 2007, 06:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

I wasn't an attempt at Humor. It was an attempt at stupidity.[/b]

Whatever you tried to do with this thread, you failed at it.

 

[Epic]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dakar @ Aug 21 2007, 07:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

Whatever you tried to do with this thread, you failed at it.[/b]

Well, it's not intelligent or clever, so the only thing left is stupid. Therefore, I accomplished exactly what I set out to do.

 

[Dexington]

The code says I LIKE BISCUITS!

Also, someone delete this.

 

[Eddy]

I'm not even surprised.

 

[Who Wrecks?]

you are retarded.

 

[Dexington]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Whoa! My name is in Green @ Aug 22 2007, 09:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

you are retarded.[/b]

:rofl:

Its funny because you got called dumb by Hoorex

 

[Brandon Rhea]

No offense, Dex, but you just reemed out Aaron before because he was making fun of me, so it's probably not the idea to encourage someone who just called Aaron retarded.

 

[Dexington]

I wasn't trying to encourage, I was more pointing out the irony.

 

[Eddy]

That's the infamous Hoorex?

 

[Johnnysaurus Rex]

Dex makes a good point, Bac. Nothing against Hoorex but being called stupid by him is like having Hitler say you are immoral.

 

[Eddy]

So now you guys are all calling Hoorex retarded? I thought in that one reunion thread, you guys were all laughing and proclaiming how inventive and creative he was... now you're gonna bash him?

 

[Dexington]

He is funny because of the stupid things he does!

 

[Brandon Rhea]

Let's cut the bashing completely, alright?

 

[Cailst]

He's an interesting character. Aarh Grahh was created by him. One time, he promoted my character to general just to then downgrade him to recruit. If you want to figure out some of the other things he has done, go to the mandalorian faction, then click on the thread that's called Hoorex's Abilities. It's near the top of the threads.

Those are the reasons we call him retarded yet creative and inventive.

 

[Johnnysaurus Rex]

Can I still make jokes about Eddy being of a simian nature? But seriously, I don't consider it to be bashing as Hoorex sometimes makes fun of himself. I do believe we are honestly getting rather uptight here (though I do admit some of the jokes that have been made recently are in bad taste and should have just been left unsaid).