Tabloid Sellers Fear Riots During the Release of The New Line of Starfun POP! Figures of President Thorne

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Sellers Fear Riots During the Release of The New Line of Starfun POP! Figures of President Thorne

Hello, darlings! I’m back with the best news of the Galaxy! We are once again at this time of the year, with the planets getting prepared for the arrival of another Life Day. While many sentient beings love this time of the year because of the decoration and sharing feelings of friendship and love, the great companies are hoping to see the sale of their products increasing in the next months.

Among them is the Starfun, famous for its POP! figures. Or perhaps we should call it infamous! The end of the year sale of their collection of President Throne figures turned a mall in Naboo to become a battlefield, a scene worst than the destruction that the Sith left behind after the bombing of Kashyyyk. While it lacked the smell of burned things, the place was covered with such a putrid miasma that even after twenty cleaning sessions, the mall still remained closed.

This year, the Starfun is going to release a new line of Thorne figures. These toys have very interesting names such as “Emryc at the beach”, “Emryc plays Huttball”, “Spy Emryc”, "Vacation Emryc" and “Doctor Emryc”. Besides these made about the President, this line will also present figures of his significant other! There is even one with them holding hands and wearing matching baby blue sweaters with pink hearts!

Another novelty of this line is the presence of figures of Jedi Master Zak. After the Togruta saved President Throne, he became part of the cult that was formed around the half-Sephi. Many fans of Emryc consider him as a hero and the Starfun seems to want to exploit it! Of course, the company already announced that part of the money with the sale of the Jedi figures will be sent to the Order.

While it is expected that the sales will skyrocket when the figures start to be sold, many sellers fear that there will be a repeat of the chaotic events of Naboo. Due to that, measures to control possible riots are already being made. In a Corellian mall, the CorSec is going to help control the crowd. Meanwhile a mall in Bothawui already banned the presence of Wermals, a measure that is being considered controversial.

Besides the new Emryc figures, Starfun also announced that they were going to release a game called "Where in the Galaxy is Celeste Stythani". The game put the players in the skin of a detective of Rattatak, who was tasked with the job of locating the infamous Senator by looking for clues and unraveling the most enigmatic mysteries using the intelligence and perceptions. Acording to the company, all the money is going to be send to the Rattataki people that feel abandoned by their representative.
 
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