Ruin A wish

[Kath]

Granted but before you eat it a mouse steals it.

I wish to be a badass ninja.

 

[Beanie]

Granted, but you get killed by a badass pirate. :P


I wish that Joe Biden would just shut up.

 

[Gambler]

Granted, for some strange reason the world connects it to you and decides to murder you in the name of Biden's missing tongue.

EDIT: Dang... forgot the wish lol.

I wish for nuclear experiments to affect the population of the world yet leave with unharmed.

 

[sankai]

granted, but due to the weird wording of that sentence, a time paradox causes everything to turn into clam chowder, including you.

I wish for a fish.

 

[Kath]

Granted but the fish kills you with with a crab pot.

I wish for the Covenant to kill us all then be infected by the Flood. (Master Chief and all the Spartans, and Chuck Norris are dead)