Ruin A wish

[Ares]

Granted, but you are evicted after failing to pay appropriate taxes. I, however, take control of the moon for the rest of my 2 billion-year existence, and make it habitable.

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I wish Beanie would get sodomized by a giant, sentient cactus.

 

[Beanie]

(aw, I thought we were freinds. xD) Granted, but I come back as cactus man and destroy you.


I wish that William Shatner was in the new Star Tek

 

[Ares]

(Don't worry, we are- but I just chose a random, non-admin member for the wish. Nothin' personal. =3)

Granted, but he plays the role of the horny, bi janitor, and the movie is given an X-rating, and the film gets almost no money.


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I wish I had a Rubik's Cube...

 

[sankai]

Granted, but it shatters into a million pieces.

I wish for a private planet.

 

[Ares]

Granted, but my DEATH STAR comes and blows it up.

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I wish I had a roll of duck tape...

 

[Viggy]

Granted, but my DEATH STAR comes and blows it up.

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I wish I had a roll of duck tape...

Granted. The roll of tape is yours. But it's all wrapped around your arms and legs, leaving you unable to defend yourself from a horny Chewbacca.

(Don't worry, we are- but I just chose a random, non-admin member for the wish. Nothin' personal. =3)

Good call, if you wished cactus-sodomy on an admin they would definetly ban you for it... Well, except maybe Grim. :CHappy:


Oh, and I wish for sunglasses o.o

 

[Kit]

You get them, and nothing bad happens. No catch. Or is there?

You spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder, waiting for... something... to happen. You are never able to enjoy anything ever again, for fear that it will be ruined as payment for the shades.

I wish it was slightly less warm here.

 

[Kath]

Granted but you freeze.

I wish I could be Master Chief.

 

[Ares]

Granted, but then your scandalous love affair is unveiled to the public when Johnson walks in on you and the Arbiter. You are known as the "Xenophiliac" for the rest of your life.

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I wish I was an interdimensional time-hopper who could obliterate things with my mind... 0.0

 

[Viggy]

Granted, but ever using your powers of dimensional travel and telepathic destruction will kill you.

I wish for a castle!

 

[Thecomicbookbroad]

Granted, but it is surrounded by a lake of lava and your only companion is Rosie o'donell who is suffering from skitsofrenia.


I wish I could get my graphic novel published.

 

[sankai]

granted, but no one buys it.

I wish for a diamond.

 

[Ares]

Granted, but you lose it due to one of your latest feishes. I will say no more, for we have less mature people on the forum.

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I wish I could have a FUNCTIONAL SCANNER!!!!

 

[Viggy]

You get one thrown at your face.

I wish for an orange tree.

 

[Beanie]

Granted, but it's poisonous, and it kills you.


I wish that more people liked Funk and Jazz music.

 

[Ares]

Granted, but then you become boring and normal like everyone else, and turn Emo. Normally, that'd be bad enough, but you are unlucky to the point where your new girlfriend's dad shoots you with a shotgun.

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I wish I had a tank from Halo 3.

 

[Kath]

Granted but the Flood kills you before you can get into it.

I wish for a mini black hole that sucks Earth in on itself and kills us all.

 

[Viggy]

Granted, but you are launched into space in a small shuttle moments before the black hole appears. You escape and live all alone, in the cold of space, and slowly go insane.

I wish I owned many acres of land.

 

[Kath]

Granted but all your land is in Mordor.

I wish for North Korea to be obliterated by the world.

 

[Viggy]

Granted, but NK nukes your hometown before it goes down.

I wish for a cracker with cheese.