Ruin A wish

[Aquatic Jamboree]

Granted your swimming on quicksand =D

I wish I could fly

 

[DhehKappa]

Granted, but people find it wierd that there's this huge slug flying around, so they blast you away with everthing they have. ;)

I wish I could have and use Wise, the Crimson Magicin's O-Parts. :D

 

[Baroness]

I have no idea what you're actually asking for, so I'll just give you a rabbit with a pancake on its head.

I wish my grandmother wouldn't have died of a massive stroke...

 

[DhehKappa]

I won't mess with that one. Instead, I'll give you the rabbit with a pankake on it's head's twin, who has an ommelet on his head.

I wish people would give me more constructive feedback on my profiles. :mad:

 

[Jordan A]

Granted. You then get tired of playing this and get off your computer never to get back on agian.

I wish monkeys could fly

 

[DhehKappa]

Granted. Now you got flying poop throwing machines.

I wish I could get a fat nurse to do me a colonoscopy. Ruin that. :/

And I already left the site once, though it was for lack of my character's activity and school... T__T

 

[Viggy]

She straps on a dildo and rapes you so hard that the dildo punctures your stomach and you die.

I wish for 100 Brazilian sex slaves (50 fems, 50 men)

 

[Jackal]

In a freak sex accident, there is a massive stampede in which you and 70 others die.

I wish I had pyrokinesis.

 

[DhehKappa]

Granted, but the lack of control makes you torch your own body and you die.

I wish this thread was over.

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

Granted, the thread is turned over. Then flipped upside down.

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¡ןɐɯɹou oʇ ʞɔɐq sɐʍ pɐǝɹɥʇ ǝɥʇ ɥsıʍ ı

 

[Jordan A]

Granted you then quit this forum rp.

I wish my cat didn't have so many kittens then die.

 

[Tsar Fire]

I'm not God.:CStern:

I wish I was endowed with a turkey/swiss sandwhich at the moment...

 

[Aussie Legend]

Granted, but the sandwich came from a dodgy fast food outlet that used a rather revolting substance in stead of mayonnaise.

I wish I could make myself invisible.

 

[Tsar Fire]

Granted. You become invisible and untouchable, and can't turn back.

Enjoy spending the rest of your natural years as a disembodied viewer.

I wish for omniscience.

 

[Jordan A]

Wish denied you are then raped and tortured and eventually killed.

I wish I wouldn't ever be raped or killed or hurt in any way.

 

[Fynar]

Wish denied you are then raped and tortured and eventually killed.

I wish I wouldn't ever be raped or killed or hurt in any way.

Your wish is granted though you become the only person who can hurt you is you and you are impervious to the rest of the world and secondly you get the most severe case of clinical depression in the world that will last for the rest of your life.

I wish to be omnipresent.

 

[DhehKappa]

Granted. You get to be everywhere.

Wait, even the sun?

Yes, the sun, fool.

Enjoy your death when that part hits the sun.

I wish for a nice pencil to draw. :)

 

[Viggy]

Granted. But the Joker comes and does a nice magic trick for you.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.

 

[Jordan A]

Granted. You are then shoved up the world's largest man's butt.

I wish I was stronger.

 

[Viggy]

Not knowing your own strength, you kill your mom by hugging her.

I wish I had big red-feathered wings, with a wingspan of 20 feet!