Ruin A wish

[Jaqen H'ghar]

You get world peace, then die of boredom a week later because they outlawed anything resembling violence.

I wish I knew what the plural of mongoose was.

 

[sankai]

Granted, but you are forced to keep it a secret for all eternity.

(btw I just looked it up. It's mongooses)

I wish for a decent movie to come out.

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

Granted, but it's a porno.

(Really? I never would have guessed...I was kind of partial to mongeese XD )

I wish for lulz. Lots and lots of them.

 

[Kath]

granted but you die two seconds later.

I wish that i was a werewolf/vampire/dragon hybrid

 

[sankai]

Do you play adventure quest?

Granted, but you are killed by another one of your kind.

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

You didn't make a wish, so instead I make one for you, and it's that you became a moose. You are now a moose. Is this awesome? y/n?

I wish to know if this is awesome.

 

[sankai]

This is kind of awesome. (I suppose the plural of moose is mooses and not meese :D)

I wish to be king of psychedelia. Woot!

 

[Dan.]

You become Queen of Pschydelia

I want to epicly pwn at the paintball camp tomorrow.

 

[sankai]

granted, but at the last moment a red paintball knocks you to the ground, and you break three bones.

 

[Kath]

Do you play adventure quest?

Granted, but you are killed by another one of your kind.

yes i do

i wish that you would wish your wish

 

[Astra de Aurora]

I do wish my wish, but unfortunately, your eyes ripped out by mongooses and you can never read it. =)

I wish that I publish a book next week.

 

[Venom]

Aye, your book is published. But a religious leader feels that it is so upsetting that he places a fatwa upon your head.

I wish that I would have a sucessful career as a mercenary,judge,pastor,doctor,journalist. (All that the same time.)

 

[Kath]

you are murdered in the court room by the leader of the country you fought against.

i wish i was lvl. 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 on runescape

 

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

Granted. You waste all your life becoming level 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. Only to find out that the new cap is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 and you get 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in the new training grounds if you pay 15 dollars a month instead of $5. Also it shuts down/ (YEAY)


I wish I had a man eating hat that would eat me.

 

[Kit]

Your man eating hat eats your legs and most of your spine. leaving you a paraplegic suffering crippling pain for the rest of your life.

I wish for nothing bad to ever happen to me.

 

[Random Hero]

Your man eating hat eats your legs and most of your spine. leaving you a paraplegic suffering crippling pain for the rest of your life.

I wish for nothing bad to ever happen to me.

You are buried alive in a human sized pressure cooker.

I wish to see aliens.

 

[Kit]

Done. You see them, they see you. They then remove your tongue, eyes, ears and hands. You'll try to tell them, but no-one will ever know what happened to you.

I wish for there to be no such thing as lemons.

 

[Who Wrecks?]

You got it. Turns out, you have a disease that can onle be cured by lemons. sucks to be you.

I wish to be remembered forever as a legendary rapper that put pac and biggie to shame.

 

[Kath]

You get shot

I wish that i could marry Megan Fox and that she had no STD and no AIDS

 

[Kit]

You get shot

I wish that i could marry Megan Fox and that she had no STD and no AIDS

No problem. She gets horrific burns all over her body in a car crash mere moments after your wedding.

I wish for a single, regular pineapple to appear directly in front of me.