Ruin a historical figure with 1 word.

[Cainhurst Crow]

Andrew Jackoffson

 

[Fnord Prefect]

Michael Jacksonofsam

 

[Fnord Prefect]

Gaybraham Lincoln

 

[Cainhurst Crow]

Woodgrow Wilson

 

[Fnord Prefect]

McBuddha

 

[Cortan]

Queen Victoria's Secret

 

[Cainhurst Crow]

Johnny Cash Money

 

[The Derp of Hooves]

Sylvester Cologne

Koji Honda +1 to those who know who he is ^-^

John Will I Ams

 

[Fnord Prefect]

Lucille's Balls.

 

[Outlander]

Dick Cheyney

 

[Kaane]

Death-Row Tull

 

[Fnord Prefect]

Pee Diddy (formerly known as Cheese Puff Daddy, real name Sean Comb Over)

 

[Ender]

Rustled Jimmy Hoffa

 

[Fnord Prefect]

The Piss America Pageant

 

[The Derp of Hooves]

Brad Pits

Chucky Noris

Mets Li

Jakie Chant

Tony Sawk

and....

The Boston Red Fox

 

[ooshiemama]

Jesus Guadalupe Christ?