Caul’s training blade was held at the ready as he carefully inched in a deadly orbit with his arch nemesis, Anakin Skywalker! But what was that? He wasn’t Caul, a dorky padawan with no friends and an unhealthy obsession with old holovids, he was none other than legendary hero of the Jedi, Obi-Wan Kenobi! (not)Kenobi flourished his blade landing in the opening stance of Shi-cho as he cried, “Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is Evil!”
To his immense relief the maintenance crew had forgotten to wipe the memory of this particular sparring droid because Caul had hidden it. With what looked like an exasperated sigh, which was surprising to Caul because he didn’t know droids could sigh, the droid said, “From my point of view the Jedi are evil,” in a voice that screamed, “Please shut me off and wipe my memory I don’t ever want to remember this moment for the rest of my service.”
Without missing a beat Caul screamed, in the totally empty training room, “Well, then you are lost!” Before leaping into the air, flipping head over foot and slashing down… at nothing… “Aye?” Then he was hit. The stun blade wielded by Ana-droid 3000 walloped him so hard on his left side it knocked him off his feet and into the ground. The undulating stars dancing across his vision let him know it was a headshot and the lack of most motor function in his body told him he needed to wipe the droid’s drive when he could feel his toes again…
@Aberforth
To his immense relief the maintenance crew had forgotten to wipe the memory of this particular sparring droid because Caul had hidden it. With what looked like an exasperated sigh, which was surprising to Caul because he didn’t know droids could sigh, the droid said, “From my point of view the Jedi are evil,” in a voice that screamed, “Please shut me off and wipe my memory I don’t ever want to remember this moment for the rest of my service.”
Without missing a beat Caul screamed, in the totally empty training room, “Well, then you are lost!” Before leaping into the air, flipping head over foot and slashing down… at nothing… “Aye?” Then he was hit. The stun blade wielded by Ana-droid 3000 walloped him so hard on his left side it knocked him off his feet and into the ground. The undulating stars dancing across his vision let him know it was a headshot and the lack of most motor function in his body told him he needed to wipe the droid’s drive when he could feel his toes again…
@Aberforth