Newbie? Yes, another one.

[Dominus Maximus]

Hello there, forum people! I'd like to inform you that I'll be joining your small group of mishaps on this side of the galaxy. Worry not, I'll most likely just look around, stalk your members and laugh at the not-so-well-written character applications until I feel better about myself enough to sleep well at night. No, I'm not joking.

But enough about my tendency to act like a creepy old perv and more about my tendency to act like a creepy Star Wars fan. I've recently watched an SW marathon with my girlfriend in a vain attempt to get her hooked up on the franchise. Where George Lucas failed to make my girlfriend like the movies as much as I do, however, he made up for by giving me the urge to join an RP forum. So here I am, and I have a bad feeling about this.

Also, if there are anyone unsavory I have to watch out for out there, I'd appreciate a head's up. Douchebags are easily startled, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.

Anywho, tl;dr, I'm new, hello! Let's be friends!

P.S. It's not sarcasm, it's a defense mechanism.

 

[BZenwrath]

A wild Maximus has appeared! Welcome to the swrp, everyone's pretty nice around here and don't worry, a majority of us get sarcasm. Talk to pretty much anyone if you have questions, we'll either do our best to answer you or point you to someone who can. Live long and pros... oh shit, wrong one... ahem, may the force be with you young Dominus Maximus.

 

[Padmé]

LOL

Welcome!

 

[Jax Vos]

First a question: do you prefer Dominus or Maximus?
Second: We're all unsavory and we will all kill you before you have a chance to leave :CSly

In all seriousness, welcome!

*additional sarcasm*And enjoy your next years wasted on the computer and all the rest of us losers who are stuck here with you!

 

[Dominus Maximus]

Thanks for the welcome! :CHappy Also...

...enjoy your next years wasted on the computer and all the rest of us losers who are stuck here with you!

Either this statement made me really happy, or it rendered me unable to look at a mirror for the rest of the week. *bawls eyes out* Still, either way, I love being happy and I never really paid close attention to how I look anyway. Still a win-win.

Anywho, call me whatever you people like. Dominus, Maximus, Dominus Maximus, what the fox said, or even smexy master of the galaxy, I certainly wouldn't mind. I'd hope to get into writing with you guys A.S.A.P. and maybe make some buddies along the way. Cheers!