Modem's Kap'puts

[Butler]

Either it's a bad modem or there's some chewed cables out there in the rain, but I don't's got no internet till the guy comes tomorrow. I had it. Den I lost it. I coulda had it. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been a somebody. :/

 

[Tara Bronwyn]

Well damn, my coma theory was way off.

 

[Bantha]

Well damn, my coma theory was way off.

Yup. And there goes mine of alien abduction...
But don't ever discount the crop circles man!

 

[Butler]

Fixed! It was the modem. Some update or something fried the poor little guy. RIP ol' chap. RIP...