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Cop I work alone SPECIES Human ALIAS Kung Fury, but you can just call me Kung Fury NICKNAMES Kung Fury Kung Fury Nick, Just kidding Kung Fury BUILD Houses for orphans and puppies which burn down and then I save them | FORCE SENSITIVE Yes STRENGTH ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌ DEXTERITY ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌ CONSTITUTION ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌ INTELLIGENCE ▌▌▌▌▌▌ WISDOM ▌▌▌▌ CHARISMA ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌ | 
28, 995 ABY Coruscant GENDER Male HAIR COLOR Brown or very very very dirty blonde EYE COLOR Black with sunglasses, brown without HEIGHT Taller than you |
I WAS A COP... | |
Trailing a perp as cops sometimes do. He was a mysterious dark warrior of some kind. When we cornered him we got him to show his hands, cuffed him, and read him his rights. All in a good days work. I turned to my partner Dragon and said I couldn't have done it without him. He chastised me as he often did but smiling reminded me that I was the best goddamn partner he'd ever had. Then we hugged in a manly fashion. This was good for my psyche as I lacked a father figure as a child and he was like a father to me so in a way he was filling that role from my unfulfilled childhood that I had previously mentioned and then it happened |
I could tell he was dead straight off
BEFORE I COULD PULL THE TRIGGER I was hit by lightning and bitten by a cobra. I blacked out. Inside my head I saw images of ancient Jedi and Sith temples mastering the art of the force and sweet lightsaber flippy moves. There was an ancient prophecy about a new form of Force power so powerful only one man could master it. The chosen one. The one destined to be, Kung Fury. When I woke up I could feel my body mutating into some sort of Kung Fu freak of nature. Smashing the dark warrior back with my fist the man recovered and stammered that I was the chosen one. Grabbing him by his collar I said, "Knock knock" to which he replied, "Whos there" to which I replied |
"Knuck-les"
AS A MEMENTO I took a strip of cloth from the dead warrior and wrapped it around my head. I decided to use my new kung fu force powers to fight crime. I swiftly became the best cop in the universe. I became... |
ASSETS | |
MY GUN | DESCRIPTION Wouldn't be much of a cop without a gun. Not much to say about it. It has about as much stopping power as I do namely, a lot. It holds 12 rounds in the clip, one in the chamber. She kicks like a mule and shoots straight and true into the heads, bodies, and toes of everyone and everything that is neither straight nor true (the aforementioned straight part not referencing sexual orientation obviously as that would be both discriminatory and a dick move) |
DESCRIPTION Wouldn't be much of a cop without one of these. Look closely and you may notice it seems oddly pixelated. This is no mistake, I pulled this sword out of an arcade machine after defeating it in hand to hand combat. It's your traditional vibroblade crafted by blind children who do nothing but sing and make swords for six years. Like I said, nothing special. Sharp as I dress though that's for damn sure. | 
MY KATANA |
PERSONAL TRANSPORTABLE CELLULAR TELEPHONE | 
HOFF 9000 |
DESCRIPTION The personal transportable cellular telephone (or PTCT as the kids are calling it) features 645 channel capacity, 10 number memory speed dialing, and an electronic security lock. This revolution in communication can make it possible for more and more people to have a phone in their car. | DESCRIPTION The HOFF 9000 is a revolutionary A.I. created by scientists in space. It uses new technology called a microprocessor to synthesize data and make responses in a simulated human voice. This personable driving companion is perfect to give directions, follow simple commands, and perform smooth jazz performances for your favorite nieces quinceanera. While all our products are child and dolphin safe we warn all users to not hassle the HOFF 9000. |
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