As the revelers were slowly but surely cut down by a combination of drug-induced knockouts, vomiting spells, or just outright murder, Flex took stock of his surroundings. He realized, for the last few minutes, he had just been savagely beating on a coat rack with a jacket and hat. His hands were covered in splinters.
The cool rush of water from the sprinklers was a welcome relief, washing the sweat, tears, and purple drank off of his hide to the absolutely filthy floor below. The music died down with the water, and the pulsating strobe lights only highlighted the moments of carnage, periodically As he surveyed the death and devastation, there was one question that remained on Flex's mind:
Would their insurance cover this? Probably not. "Uh, Captain, Duran..." Flex stumbled over towards his compatriots (@Sreeya) (@Mr. Teatime), the ones who would have to foot the bill. He pulled up a datapad and his eyes bulged in horror. The rental agreement stated, in plain text, that the VIP section of the boat was rented to a 'HoloFlex Entertainment And Dining, LLC.' FUCK. They'd definitely have to forfeit the deposit.
"All this shit is in my name. I'm not letting these corporate bastards take me to court again. I think we should get the fuck out of here while we still can." And with that, unless stopped, Flex would high-tail it to the first escape boat he could and attempt to make a....
/threadexit
The cool rush of water from the sprinklers was a welcome relief, washing the sweat, tears, and purple drank off of his hide to the absolutely filthy floor below. The music died down with the water, and the pulsating strobe lights only highlighted the moments of carnage, periodically As he surveyed the death and devastation, there was one question that remained on Flex's mind:
Would their insurance cover this? Probably not. "Uh, Captain, Duran..." Flex stumbled over towards his compatriots (@Sreeya) (@Mr. Teatime), the ones who would have to foot the bill. He pulled up a datapad and his eyes bulged in horror. The rental agreement stated, in plain text, that the VIP section of the boat was rented to a 'HoloFlex Entertainment And Dining, LLC.' FUCK. They'd definitely have to forfeit the deposit.
"All this shit is in my name. I'm not letting these corporate bastards take me to court again. I think we should get the fuck out of here while we still can." And with that, unless stopped, Flex would high-tail it to the first escape boat he could and attempt to make a....
/threadexit