It was a dark and Stormy Night

[Honorable]

rape the dog and say, "I pity the fool who..."

 

[Crim]

has a pet cat!" Then, Mr. T broke the iron bars and use them as bats so we could beat the guards. I then decided it would be cool to escape the prison by climbing out through the

 

[Michael Scott]

toilet and oh shit I slipped off the

 

[Fusion]

bar of soap and had the toilet somehow go up my ass without killing me. I somehow managed to escape from prison with the toilet up my ass, and proceeded to ask Mr. T to punch the toilet out of my ass. He did so, causing it to ricochet

 

[Insanity]

and kill Katy Perry. Sad about it for five seconds, I proceeded to enslave Constantine and make him write the rest of the Deus Ex RP threads. Then I ate a sandwich and

 

[Kaeb]

cried myself to sleep because it's hard making up Locations to utilize in a Diverse RP because it takes bloody ages and work doesn't help, but alas I reincarnated Katy Perry as a Sex God and transferred my slave status to her sexual needs, not satisfied enough any more as I had now become a sex god myself, I proceeded to jump out of the sexual heavens and began my descent down to the surface of the earth, where I landed on a

 

[Insanity]

midget, thus smushing it into nothing. Feeling violent, I then proceeded to hunt down every human being on Earth and kill them in various, drawn out ways. Then I

 

[Crim]

decided ruining forum games is lame, so I made clones of everybody so I could

 

[Fusion]

screw the hot girls and roast the ugly guys with fire and brimstone, meaning

 

[Ender]

That was about the time when I woke up, and I realized it was all a dream. So then I made myself a PB&J sandwich, but when I sat down at the table...

 

[Crim]

there was a dead Russian guy on the floor and bikinis everywhere. I ate my peanut butter sandwich when

 

[Insanity]

a zombie burst in and the PB&J sandwich sacrificed itself to distract it while I got a bat and killed it. Then