It was a dark and Stormy Night

[Prancing Yawn]

Chuck Norris came through the portal too and roundhouse kicked it out of existence, and after that he turned to me and showed his

 

[Crim]

true fighting style when Bruce Lee kicked his ass and then

 

[Prancing Yawn]

they shot a Chi Blast at each other, which ended with the death of them both. The catastrophic force of the blast opens up yet another portal, which you look into and see a teddy bear running around in a forest being chased by a dude in white armor, so you step into the portal and

 

[Crim]

punt the teddy bear into a vat of boiling

 

[Kaeb]

acid, which I then kick Dictator4Hire into because he's a tool. I then destroyed all magical, all physical and immaterial ways of changing desicions in the world and went back to my super awesome post apocalyptic world where I started a war with a tribe of mutated wolf men and then I

 

[Fusion]

used a cheat code to summon a Death Machine(the minigun from Black Ops) and filled Constantine with holes because he created a huge cluster****(:P) and owned Dictator4Hire when he was making a bunch of funny shit. I then stumbled onto the StarWarsRP forum and became supreme admin, only to find out that

 

[Crim]

woodchippers could walk and talk and had equal rights as humans. I got surgery to become a woodchipper and woodchipped Constantine. Afterwards, I joined forces with Fusion to create a time machine that permanently destroyed the post-apocalyptic dimension, transporting us to a universe where

 

[Michael Scott]

t-pain voice: I ****ED A MERMAIYYAID.

 

[Kaeb]

to a universe where Dictator4Hire and Fusion's involvement did not exist, because they suck testicles. The aforementioned woodchipper was actually a walking cloning machine which then formed an army of awesome Constantine's, who then proceeded to murder eachother out of boredom until the last one was the strongest, like that bad movie with Jet Li ''The One'', after vomiting a little after remembering that awful movie, I sat on a throne made of breasts and drank a lot of whiskey in my awesome new universe, where I utilized Constantine as my personal bodyguard in a universe made completely of awesome. Then I had sex with Katy Perry and after that I

 

[Matt]

Why the **** hasn't this been moved yet?

Also, you name it a game and posted it in the general ooc

You suck.

 

[Kaeb]

Why the **** hasn't this been moved yet?

Also, you name it a game and posted it in the general ooc

You suck.

I was wondering about that actually.

 

[Crim]

realized that Katy Perry is married. I laughed my ass off as Russel Brand kicked constantine in the nuts. Then I went to Vegas and won a million dollars after winning a game of

 

[Kaeb]

Dictator you're doing it wrong. You're not playing the main character in the story and neither was I.

LOL.

 

[Fusion]

baccarat, only to realize the money I had won was actually the money belonging to a communist spy that was supposed to win the game(but **** him). I went to sleep and in the middle of the night, the spy aimed his Dragunov at me and shot me directly in the

 

[Crim]

head. Luckily, I spent tons of money buying an unbreakable helmet and the bullet bounced off of it and hit the assassin in the

 

[Kaeb]

anus. Then I took a moment to realize how much I love the film the Maltese Falcon, so I took the time to start an obsession with it, eventually going on a murdering spree of everyone who had the same names as characters from 1950's Noir Detective Thriller movies, eventually I found myself apprehended by the police, once I ended up in a maximum security prison I

 

[Crim]

used my one phone call to prank call my cousin. After a few days, a cake arrived with a file in it. On the cake said, "Love, Katy." I used the file to break out of my cell. Then, I distracted the guards by

 

[Kaeb]

distracting the guards with the nude photos katy perry had sent me, unbeknownst to the guards, the photographs where used as a method of drawing their faces closer to the image, which had been heavily scented with a rare flower from the jungles of brazil, the flower causes anyone who is unfortunate enough to smell it, to pass out a few seconds later. After lunging my arms through the bars and acquiring their weapons and keys I

 

[Honorable]

accidently dropped them and a dog took them over to the

 

[Fusion]

basement I live in with my new look, siphoning off an unsecured internet connection from the most famous person I can think of: Mr. T, who then proceeded to