I'm in love with my grandson and we're having a baby.

[Brandon Rhea]

http://nz.lifestyle.yahoo.com/new-i...-in-love-with-my-grandson-were-having-a-baby/

Pearl Carter is positively glowing with joy. She has a handsome new boyfriend, is enjoying an active sex life after many years of celibacy and, amazingly, is preparing to become a mother again.

But the retired grandmother isn't carrying the baby herself. She and her young lover have spent a staggering $54,000 hiring a surrogate to help them with their dreams of having a child.

What makes Pearl's decision to become a mum again even more shocking is that her new boyfriend is her biological grandson, 26-year-old Phil Bailey.

/throws up

 

[Keanu]

call the cops

 

[Sovereign]

Making love to Pearl was a real eye-opener. It was love combined with all this sexual tension that had been building up,' Phil openly explains.

****ing hell

 

[Cailst]

I hope that's not going on in my country. But I suppose there will be a day when the Europeans look down on us for being such barbaric incestaphobes.

 

[Phil]

Bleh!

 

[Ser Gregor]

Hot.

 

[Horizon]

Hot.

lawl lawl lawl.


Oh the lawls.

 

[Omegilla]

:CShock:................:CAbove:.............................:CCry2: EDIT: Technicly Phil won't be the dad, he'll be the nephew. AHHHHHHHH

 

[Aquatic Jamboree]

:CCry2:

:confused:

:CDumb:​

 

[Ping]

Freud was so right.....

 

[Sovereign]

Freud was so right.....

That has nothing to do with Freud.

Freud said you were unconsciously attracted to the parents who raised you. She's his grandmother, and never saw him in his life before that.

 

[Ser Yorick]

:CShock:................:CAbove:.............................:CCry2: EDIT: Technicly Paul won't be the dad, he'll be the nephew. AHHHHHHHH

Who's Paul?

 

[Omegilla]

Who's Paul?

I typoed. Phil.

 

[Niner]

So....uhhh....Mulluns...got anything you need to tell us?

 

[Enishi]

i don't even

 

[Jiang Winters]

Ew.

Seriously, just...

Ew. Even my Investigation of Death course is less stomach-churning than this, and we have to look at photos of corpses for hours on end. >_>

 

[Niner]

Ew.

Seriously, just...

Ew. Even my Investigation of Death course is less stomach-churning than this, and we have to look at photos of corpses for hours on end. >_>

OH! Can I come? I love that kind of stuff!

errrr...

>.>
<.<

>.<

 

[Jiang Winters]

OH! Can I come? I love that kind of stuff!

errrr...

>.>
<.<

>.<

:CShock:

My Necrophiliac Radar. It has exploded.

 

[Cailst]

:CShock:

My Necrophiliac Radar. It has exploded.

So Niner is a Necrophiliac Furry! We need to defend our roadkill! :CShock:

 

[Niner]

:CShock:

My Necrophiliac Radar. It has exploded.

Furry Necrophillia? Rule 34 says it exits....but I don't wanna know if it actually does.......:CCry2:


EDIT: OH GOD IT DOES!!!!!!! SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS SOMEONE DUNK MY EYES IN BLEACH AND TAKE A POWER SANDER TO THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!