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Part 1
As of three and a half days ago, Lorena Delanova was a bounty hunter. As of three and a half minutes ago, she was bored. Her contact was late, and it was starting to get under her skin. Spent two days schlepping her ass out her to the Daedalus station; the least Ferrank could do was show up on time. Lorena poked at stale munch-fungus bread, swallowed, and immediately regretted her decision. She snapped at the waitress for another drink to wash it all down, making a mental note to never let the droids cook ever again.
Compared to her usual hangouts on the smelly, criminaly parts of Nar Shaddaa, this place was a pristine and sparkly Core world. She was in one of the smaller cantinas, off to the side and tucked in a corner of the fifth district. No resorts or casinos in sight, just a couple drunk Trandoshans and the prerequisite surly Rodian waitress. They served the good brands of Twi’Lek liquor though, that was a plus. Lorena started a riveting game of ‘Drink;’ her irritation mysteriously starting to slip away.
Technically speaking, this was her first job for the Hutts. Not much point in celebrating a milestone like that though. She was poor, they paid. That was it. Long as she kept her hands clean of the more . . . unsavory aspects of their enterprise that shriveled little conscience voice wouldn't have anything to bitch about. Jobs like this were fine. Teeny tiny bit morally questionable, maybe, but only if you peered in real close and thought of things like ‘the Future’ or ‘Consequences.’ Future Lorena problems, in other words.
The job itself was simple enough. Idiot A, Nigel Mokreet, forgot the rules of Criminaling 101 and left behind some evidence on Corulag. Reach of the Hutts wasn’t entrenched that far Coreward, so it took a bit of time for them to . . . finagle his escape. Enter Lorena. Find Nigel, save Nigel, hide Nigel. Simple. The finding wouldn’t be hard; Sector Police already had a location and she could slice it off them easily enough. The hiding out though, that’s where her contact came in. Ferrank was a forger in any and every meaning of the world. Paper and digital, he did it all, and even offered discounts for repeat customers. One more visit and she’d have enough points for a replacement gun charger. Good thing too, her droid kept chewing through the wires . . .
An hour and a half into her drinking game Ferrank finally decided to show up. He waddled over on leather sandals; unusual looking even for Daedalus standards. Wrinkly green skin, short, stubby legs and arms, and ears that jutted out a good six inches from his head. The half-drunk Trandoshans at the bar started muttering to themselves, talking, of course, about the resemblance. Everyone did, first time they met him, but she was three fifths of five eighths of the way sure the two hadn’t a frak in common.
“Lorena.” Ferrank clambered on top of a chair. “Really glad you agreed to meet here. Nar Shaddaa – too Hutty for me. Stink takes weeks to get off.”
“You also said you’d knock off ten percent if I did.” She narrowed her eyes. “This wouldn’t be the part of the night where you try and rip me off, would it? We usually do a bit of chit chat first, throw around a threat or two -”
“Seven percent. Not ten.” He plopped his briefcase down on the table. “I never give discounts in multiples of five. Three’s and seven’s, those are best. Customers can’t figure out the math.”
“Wonderful. Math tips. Those’re totally what I came here for, Ferrank, so thank you.”
Lorena flipped the latch with one hand as she slid his payment across the table. A datapad, some cards, and, as an added bonus, physical copies of Nigel Mokreet’s new and improved identity. There were some other specifics and missioney details inside, but it was something else that caught her eye.
“Really?” She raised an eyebrow and looked across the table. “He ain’t gonna like this.”
“You said you needed to hide someone. Trust me,” he tapped the datapad, “No one’s gonna be lookin’ for that.”
“That an actual guarantee?”
“Don’t do those either.” Ferrank leaned back in his chair and took a long, leisurely sip of the last of her liquor. “One tiny, itty bitty little thing. You should hurry. Idiot never even left the munking system. Actually went somewhere with more cops, if you believe it.”
“Joy.”
Lorena left him with the tab. On her way back to her ship she started poking around the datapad, eventually making her way to a folder marked ‘Expenses.’ One glance told her Ferrank had been right – Nigel Mokreet was all kinds of a moron. He was using an unsecured, government issue credit chip, for one. Tied right into his own personal banking account; all the Sector Police had to do was type in his name and bam! There’s Nigel, sittin’ pretty on Brentaal IV. And that right there, that was part two of his idiocy. Place was one of the biggest hyperlane hubs in the galaxy, chock full of cops and security and all manner of folks on the hunt for a score. About the only good thing about the move was that it put her a couple extra light years away from Coruscant and all those pesky Sith. Not Lorena’s favorite people, not by a long shot. The accident that cut her off from the Force seemed to have been keeping them off her scent but, as any idiot knows, better safe than sorry. Maybe Nigel would pick up on her example once she saved his sorry Rodian ass.
She had parked in the cheap, unsecured, free hangars, so it was a bit of a walk. When Lorena finally caught sight of her ship she had already gone through the datapad twice and folded up half the papers into origami frogs. She closed the briefcase and tossed it into a pile of laundry the moment she stepped onboard the Serenity Now. The old YT-1930 was, admittedly, more than a little broken down. Lorena banged on the ramp’s movement controls for a couple minutes, muttering about lazy droids and shoddy centuries old craftsmanship. With an indignant and haughty huff, the ramp finally eased its way up.
Daedalus to Brentaal was about a day’s journey down the Hydian Way. Lorena went about her usual routine before takeoff, because otherwise, of course, the ship would crash and burn and fall. Plug in her gun, pace the ship twice, and knock on the door five times. No more, no less. She turned both her droids back on, sending Miss Daisy to the front and Mister Peppy to the lush and bountiful stock rooms.
The LOM series protocol droid waddle-jerked on shaky limbs towards the back of the ship. He paused in the doorway, and his head swiveled on its socket a full one eighty degrees. Creepy.
“Would Mistress care to play a game on the way to our destination? I happen to be programmed with over six trillion hyperlane games, including the always popular - ”
“No. Go away. Fix something.”
“Oh, alas, that’s not possible.” Mister Peppy raised his spindly droid arms. He tried to bring the clamps together, but all they could do was screech and spark. “Mistress was too cheap to pay for the hands that would have let me - ”
“Fine. Whatever.” Lorena walked towards the front of the ship, tripping over old clothes and the remnants of his terrible breakfast. “Go do droidey things somewhere. Just be quiet.”
She could hear him muttering as he left. Probably get lost on his way to the stock rooms, just to piss her off. People told her droids couldn't be passive aggressive, but that’s a load of crap. There were only five rooms in the whole ship not boarded up and packed with junk, and he couldn't find one of them? That’s laziness, that’s what that was. Purposeful laziness.
Miss Daisy, her somewhat hard working R9 astromech, was already plugged in and going through the motions of takeoff in the cockpit. Her being the pilot was for the best. Lorena . . . she wasn't so good at the whole ‘not crashing’ aspect of that whole ordeal. The Serenity Now trembled, landing gear slipping away, and Lorena reached up and unlatched an overhead compartment. She dragged a hammock out of storage and strung it across the cabin’s entrance. Thrust pushed her into the newly made seat, and she took a moment to get comfortable. Long ride ahead, and she didn't need to be awake for all of it. She shut her eyes, let sleep creep in, and at that blissful free-falling into dream state felt cold metal claws drum and assault her skull. Down loomed Mister Peppy’s creepy crawley bug eyes, dull and unblinking.
“I’m going to Aunt Palpatine’s Picnic,” he said. “And I’m bringing . . .”
As of three and a half days ago, Lorena Delanova was a bounty hunter. As of three and a half minutes ago, she was bored. Her contact was late, and it was starting to get under her skin. Spent two days schlepping her ass out her to the Daedalus station; the least Ferrank could do was show up on time. Lorena poked at stale munch-fungus bread, swallowed, and immediately regretted her decision. She snapped at the waitress for another drink to wash it all down, making a mental note to never let the droids cook ever again.
Compared to her usual hangouts on the smelly, criminaly parts of Nar Shaddaa, this place was a pristine and sparkly Core world. She was in one of the smaller cantinas, off to the side and tucked in a corner of the fifth district. No resorts or casinos in sight, just a couple drunk Trandoshans and the prerequisite surly Rodian waitress. They served the good brands of Twi’Lek liquor though, that was a plus. Lorena started a riveting game of ‘Drink;’ her irritation mysteriously starting to slip away.
Technically speaking, this was her first job for the Hutts. Not much point in celebrating a milestone like that though. She was poor, they paid. That was it. Long as she kept her hands clean of the more . . . unsavory aspects of their enterprise that shriveled little conscience voice wouldn't have anything to bitch about. Jobs like this were fine. Teeny tiny bit morally questionable, maybe, but only if you peered in real close and thought of things like ‘the Future’ or ‘Consequences.’ Future Lorena problems, in other words.
The job itself was simple enough. Idiot A, Nigel Mokreet, forgot the rules of Criminaling 101 and left behind some evidence on Corulag. Reach of the Hutts wasn’t entrenched that far Coreward, so it took a bit of time for them to . . . finagle his escape. Enter Lorena. Find Nigel, save Nigel, hide Nigel. Simple. The finding wouldn’t be hard; Sector Police already had a location and she could slice it off them easily enough. The hiding out though, that’s where her contact came in. Ferrank was a forger in any and every meaning of the world. Paper and digital, he did it all, and even offered discounts for repeat customers. One more visit and she’d have enough points for a replacement gun charger. Good thing too, her droid kept chewing through the wires . . .
An hour and a half into her drinking game Ferrank finally decided to show up. He waddled over on leather sandals; unusual looking even for Daedalus standards. Wrinkly green skin, short, stubby legs and arms, and ears that jutted out a good six inches from his head. The half-drunk Trandoshans at the bar started muttering to themselves, talking, of course, about the resemblance. Everyone did, first time they met him, but she was three fifths of five eighths of the way sure the two hadn’t a frak in common.
“Lorena.” Ferrank clambered on top of a chair. “Really glad you agreed to meet here. Nar Shaddaa – too Hutty for me. Stink takes weeks to get off.”
“You also said you’d knock off ten percent if I did.” She narrowed her eyes. “This wouldn’t be the part of the night where you try and rip me off, would it? We usually do a bit of chit chat first, throw around a threat or two -”
“Seven percent. Not ten.” He plopped his briefcase down on the table. “I never give discounts in multiples of five. Three’s and seven’s, those are best. Customers can’t figure out the math.”
“Wonderful. Math tips. Those’re totally what I came here for, Ferrank, so thank you.”
Lorena flipped the latch with one hand as she slid his payment across the table. A datapad, some cards, and, as an added bonus, physical copies of Nigel Mokreet’s new and improved identity. There were some other specifics and missioney details inside, but it was something else that caught her eye.
“Really?” She raised an eyebrow and looked across the table. “He ain’t gonna like this.”
“You said you needed to hide someone. Trust me,” he tapped the datapad, “No one’s gonna be lookin’ for that.”
“That an actual guarantee?”
“Don’t do those either.” Ferrank leaned back in his chair and took a long, leisurely sip of the last of her liquor. “One tiny, itty bitty little thing. You should hurry. Idiot never even left the munking system. Actually went somewhere with more cops, if you believe it.”
“Joy.”
Lorena left him with the tab. On her way back to her ship she started poking around the datapad, eventually making her way to a folder marked ‘Expenses.’ One glance told her Ferrank had been right – Nigel Mokreet was all kinds of a moron. He was using an unsecured, government issue credit chip, for one. Tied right into his own personal banking account; all the Sector Police had to do was type in his name and bam! There’s Nigel, sittin’ pretty on Brentaal IV. And that right there, that was part two of his idiocy. Place was one of the biggest hyperlane hubs in the galaxy, chock full of cops and security and all manner of folks on the hunt for a score. About the only good thing about the move was that it put her a couple extra light years away from Coruscant and all those pesky Sith. Not Lorena’s favorite people, not by a long shot. The accident that cut her off from the Force seemed to have been keeping them off her scent but, as any idiot knows, better safe than sorry. Maybe Nigel would pick up on her example once she saved his sorry Rodian ass.
She had parked in the cheap, unsecured, free hangars, so it was a bit of a walk. When Lorena finally caught sight of her ship she had already gone through the datapad twice and folded up half the papers into origami frogs. She closed the briefcase and tossed it into a pile of laundry the moment she stepped onboard the Serenity Now. The old YT-1930 was, admittedly, more than a little broken down. Lorena banged on the ramp’s movement controls for a couple minutes, muttering about lazy droids and shoddy centuries old craftsmanship. With an indignant and haughty huff, the ramp finally eased its way up.
Daedalus to Brentaal was about a day’s journey down the Hydian Way. Lorena went about her usual routine before takeoff, because otherwise, of course, the ship would crash and burn and fall. Plug in her gun, pace the ship twice, and knock on the door five times. No more, no less. She turned both her droids back on, sending Miss Daisy to the front and Mister Peppy to the lush and bountiful stock rooms.
The LOM series protocol droid waddle-jerked on shaky limbs towards the back of the ship. He paused in the doorway, and his head swiveled on its socket a full one eighty degrees. Creepy.
“Would Mistress care to play a game on the way to our destination? I happen to be programmed with over six trillion hyperlane games, including the always popular - ”
“No. Go away. Fix something.”
“Oh, alas, that’s not possible.” Mister Peppy raised his spindly droid arms. He tried to bring the clamps together, but all they could do was screech and spark. “Mistress was too cheap to pay for the hands that would have let me - ”
“Fine. Whatever.” Lorena walked towards the front of the ship, tripping over old clothes and the remnants of his terrible breakfast. “Go do droidey things somewhere. Just be quiet.”
She could hear him muttering as he left. Probably get lost on his way to the stock rooms, just to piss her off. People told her droids couldn't be passive aggressive, but that’s a load of crap. There were only five rooms in the whole ship not boarded up and packed with junk, and he couldn't find one of them? That’s laziness, that’s what that was. Purposeful laziness.
Miss Daisy, her somewhat hard working R9 astromech, was already plugged in and going through the motions of takeoff in the cockpit. Her being the pilot was for the best. Lorena . . . she wasn't so good at the whole ‘not crashing’ aspect of that whole ordeal. The Serenity Now trembled, landing gear slipping away, and Lorena reached up and unlatched an overhead compartment. She dragged a hammock out of storage and strung it across the cabin’s entrance. Thrust pushed her into the newly made seat, and she took a moment to get comfortable. Long ride ahead, and she didn't need to be awake for all of it. She shut her eyes, let sleep creep in, and at that blissful free-falling into dream state felt cold metal claws drum and assault her skull. Down loomed Mister Peppy’s creepy crawley bug eyes, dull and unblinking.
“I’m going to Aunt Palpatine’s Picnic,” he said. “And I’m bringing . . .”