How to Win Friends and Pirate the Pirates, part 1

[Dusti Streebek]

Now, it was well-known in Coronet City that Dusti had a lot of issues. Timing, as it turned out, definitely stood out on top of that list.

There was a sound of boot heels hitting metal as Dusti charged down the ramp of her ship screaming as if she was charging into battle for glory. She held something in her hands… a bucket, maybe? She went bolting toward the tattooed leader, only to skid to a stop when she saw him and his minions unconscious at the feet of the girl from the pod and that roguish guy that she had been ogling earlier.

“Huh…” she exclaimed as a slow smirk came to her lips. “Well I guess collecting this *bleep* was a ‘waste’ of time… heh heh…” She swaggered over to the other two, swinging the bucket which appeared to have some sort of brown lumpy substance in it with strands of straw sticking out. “I was plannin’ on using this stuff to gross ‘em out with a projectile attack but you guys have glowy uber-weapons and *bleep*. How can I compete?” She looked at the tattooed man, who was currently drooling on the ground, then scanned the horizon. “If these are pirates, then where’s their ship? Heh… wouldn’t it be funny if we just pirated their ship instead?” She stopped as a dim and sputtering light bulb lit up in her mind. A mischievous grin came to her face. She had just been joking, but… what if???

“Saaaaay… I don’t suppose you guys are interested in pirating these pirates? Maybe get something out of this fiasco?”

She continued to swing the bucket around, not realizing that she had already gotten used to the stink.

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[Brent Fury Drast]

With all the hostiles dispatched Brent could take a breather. The breather was needed since he had literally been shot. His face visibly winced and he relaxed his stance a bit. Going to each of them he collected their weapons just in case they returned to conciousness. The white haired girl went around similarly and began to pilfer from them more in depth than he had.

He gave Eithni a look at seeing her freak out and punch the still living man and subsequently injure herself as a result. It looked like she did not know how to punch right. Brent shook his head a little wondering who this girl was or who the red head was. When she approached him next his head tilted back as his green eyes wondered if she was going to try to hit him next. "Uuuuuhhhh......"

He was promptly interrupted from being forced to decide when the fiery haired woman came running up to them with a bucket of what he assumed was organic waste. It smelled like it. The man had questions but was comfortable not knowing the answers.

Her comment made him look down at his lightsaber. Brent made sure the weapon was stowed safely on his person. He needed to get something better to hold them. His eyes continued to watch the bucket move around. "Sure could you um-" He made a couple of requesting gestures to urge the woman to put the bucket down before it ended up on someone. But he looked away not wanting to witness the messy catastrophy he felt was imminent. "Yeah let's just go do whatever I guess." He went to pick up his dropped blaster from earlier. Brent was sure whatever they were doing he would probably need it.

@Raven_41 @Zanna Black // exit thread

 

[Eithni Vala Stark]

Eithni turned her attention in the direction of where Brent was looking and got rather curious about what was in the bucket. That curiosity ended about as fast as it had started as she wrinkled her nose at the smell. "Why are you carrying that around? Is that like your thing?" Asked Eithni now a bit of curiosity again. Looking at the two ships that would be able to get her off the planet and then there was the chance of going on an adventure with these to both weird and amazing people at the same time.

It became rather easy to chose and Eithni smiled to them both, "okay I'm down!" and would follow the other two with whatever they would plan for getting to the pirate's ships. Both the guy and the girl, although very loud sounded fun to be around so she might as well just keep around, besides she still had some arrows to shoot some more pirates for attacking her and being completely rude by just attacking them.

@Darasuum @Zanna Black //exit thread