How to take off shirts

[Ender]

My girlfriend and I just spent fifteen minutes trying to learn how to take our shirts off like each other. Results were entertaining. How do you take your shirt off SWRP?

 

[Oncaro]

... Huh. Y'know, it's funny how it's sometimes the strangest, most innocuous questions that make you actually stop and think. I've never bothered to notice how I take my shirts off, really. But after trying it just now I realized I take my shirt off by grabbing the back of the shirt collar with both hands and pulling it off over my head, sending it forward along my arms, then slipping my arms through once far enough. This sometimes makes my shirt go inside-out.

 

[Tristar]

That practically sums up my experience with taking out my shirts. Sometimes I slip my hands into my shirt and push it upwards so that my head is loose from the neck prison.

Thus the Force frees me.

 

[Bee]

You should put her bra on and then try to take it off beneath your shirt, without removing any other clothing in the process. That's the real trick.

 

[Ender]

My girlfriend cannot even do that

 

[Bee]

Pull your arm into your sleeve, drop the strap off each shoulder, reach behind and undo the hooks in the back. Let the straps come off your arms and then pull it out through your sleeve. Bam, you're a magician.

Also I take shirts off from the bottom hem and just yank my it up over my head. I didn't know anyone else did it differently.

 

[Tristar]

Find doing that just pulls off my glasses (lazy ass) and sometimes tug my neck.

 

[Ser Yorick]

Put both arms straight up over your head, reach over to your left sleeve with your right arm, simultaneously pull up with your right while tucking your left elbow down into the sleeve, lift your right arm holding the sleeve over your head and back to the right. If done correctly, you've now pulled the entire shirt off. Practice once or twice, and you've now discovered the absolute fastest way to remove one's shirt. Works best with t-shirts.

 

[Rathenmedus]

Depends on my mood I guess. I don't really retain too much of one way. I circulate between three.

The first is tugging on the collar over head and slipping the arms off. The second is tugging on the back of the shirt along mid back and pulling it off through my arms, sometimes rolling up the back until i have the whole hem in my hands. And lastly, pulling in the arms and pushing upward so it goes overhead.

 

[Logan]

Left hand, grab some of the back of the shirt and just yank it over your head.

 

[Empress]

Pull your arm into your sleeve, drop the strap off each shoulder, reach behind and undo the hooks in the back. Let the straps come off your arms and then pull it out through your sleeve. Bam, you're a magician.

Also I take shirts off from the bottom hem and just yank my it up over my head. I didn't know anyone else did it differently.

I dont pull it out from a sleeve, once the straps are free I pull from underneath -


taking off shirts? cross mt arms at the waist so right hand is grabbing left hem - left grabbing right - then pull up and over my head in a single motion

indecently my wife takes HERS off more like guys do and pulled the neck over her head first and lets the shirt slide off her arms.



there was actually a video going about not too long ago about this

 

[Bee]

I like to think that Ender stopped replying to this thread because he and his girlfriend got caught in a couple of bras and couldn't escape. Is that weird?

 

[Logan]

I like to think that Ender stopped replying to this thread because he and his girlfriend got caught in a couple of bras and couldn't escape. Is that weird?

Nah that's totally what I figured happened too - that or they took some advices and they're still caught up in the throes of non-awkward shirt taking off sex now.

 

[Ender]

xD you guys are great