Hey, it's been a while

[Tom]

Well, that was possibly the longest hiatus I have ever taken in my RP'ing career. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, I'm thinking about coming back here now. My muse with my current character is, well, gone, but that doesn't mean that I can try something new, right? In this new, very, VERY Different galaxy, we might as well take a few steps into the great beyond, and see what comes of it? What's the worst that can happen?

 

[Dread]

Welcome back!

 

[Tom]

Hey look! someone new! Nice to meet ya.

 

[Tom]

Now, anyways, time to figure out how to get my muse back...

 

[Herrith]

Welcome back, person!

 

[Tom]

Holy crappoli! You joined 3 days after I went inacivoli!

And you have twice the amount of posts that I have.

*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

 

[Herrith]

Holy crappoli! You joined 3 days after I went inacivoli!

And you have twice the amount of posts that I have.

*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

I tend to be...uh... chatty.

 

[Tom]

That's pretty clear, considering that you've managed to produce 700 posts in 3 months.

 

[Herrith]

That's pretty clear, considering that you've managed to produce 700 posts in 3 months.

Is that a record?

 

[Tom]

Hold on...

*dialing*

"Hello, I'd like to place a query."

"Is posting 700 posts on TSWRP in 3 months a record?"

...

"You want me to say that again?"

...

"Is posting SEVEN HUNDRED posts, in three MONTHS, a record?"

...

*hangs up*

I dunno what happened, but it sounded to me like the guy's head started steaming like a kettle, than it exploded.

 

[Herrith]

*dials*

"Hey, I was just wondering-"

---

"What do you mean the last intern exploded? Wh-"

---

"I was just asking about my posts-"

*recipient hangs up*

 

[Tom]

Hold on, I have a solution.

*dials*

"Hey, I'd like to talk to... THE MAN UPSTAIRS."

...

"Ah! Good to talk to ya frank."

...

"About the post record? No you ass, the rent is due."

*hangs up*

Well friend, I tried.

 

[Herrith]

LOL.

 

[Tom]

So, let's review what happened today.

A random guy tried to get back into rp'ing

Said random guy figured out that another random guy/girl had made double the posts in a fraction of the time hes been on.

The random guy tried to figure out if it was a record.

Than someone died.

Than he tried to get the deadbeat who lives upstairs to pay his rent.

And now he's probably going to have to force the guy out with a shotgun.

IGN final grade: 8/10

 

[Tom]

So, it's 11:47. I think I spent the last two hours doing something productive.

Keyword.

T H I N K​

 

[Tom]

Guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm tired, I ran out of comedy juice, and I'm going to bed. Night!