Hello....again

[Hairless Wookie]

So I posted a welcome before, but I never really joined, so I am doing it again. This time I intend to join for good! Looking to join the Jedi..... for now. :hmmm:

 

[TheSilentWind]

Welcome back. :)

 

[Zay]

Welcome. sorta >.> lol jk.

Welcome back!

 

[Jiang Winters]

Hello, Nairless Cookiee.

Mind your head, try not to step in the crazy.

 

[Hairless Wookie]

Hello, Nairless Cookiee.

Mind your head, try not to step in the crazy.

I like the crazy, though, can I just dip my toe in it?

 

[Jiang Winters]

Okay, but just the tip.

 

[Ral]

Howdy! Welcome back, Kai's always up for a good roleplay with other Jedi! :D

 

[Hairless Wookie]

Okay, but just the tip.

Nice and slow, extremely careful, I know how to do it.

Awesome, Kai, lets be buddies n stuff.

 

[Cap'n Hobbes]

The Jedi are sxrewed join the sith :3 (has a Jedi...)

 

[Hairless Wookie]

The Jedi are sxrewed join the sith :3 (has a Jedi...)

I am not saying that's the plan, but, that's kind of the plan.

 

[Jiang Winters]

The Jedi have cookies.

But we have milk. Steal the Jedi cookies and join us, but you might have to borrow a glass from an indie along the way.

 

[TheSilentWind]

Join the Sith.

We give out candy.

 

[Bee]

The Jedi have cookies.

But we have milk. Steal the Jedi cookies and join us, but you might have to borrow a glass from an indie along the way.

Excuse you, I thought the Dark Side had all the cookies.

 

[Jiang Winters]

Excuse you, I thought the Dark Side had all the cookies.

No, the Dark Side has milk, which we stole from the Alliance. We also have cookies, but the Dark Lords hog those so the rest of us have to steal 'em from the Jedi, who bake 90% of the galaxy's cookies because they're such lovely folks.

 

[Bee]

No, the Dark Side has milk, which we stole from the Alliance. We also have cookies, but the Dark Lords hog those so the rest of us have to steal 'em from the Jedi, who bake 90% of the galaxy's cookies because they're such lovely folks.

Screw it, I'm starting up a cupcake shop.

 

[Jiang Winters]

Screw it, I'm starting up a cupcake shop.

New mission pack.

Steal Bee's cupcakes.

Joint Sith-Imperial missions. It'll be great.

We'll be like an army of Kim Jong-Un's - everything is cake and therefore everything is amazing and will be stolen.

 

[Bee]

New mission pack.

Steal Bee's cupcakes.

Joint Sith-Imperial missions. It'll be great.

We'll be like an army of Kim Jong-Un's - everything is cake and therefore everything is amazing and will be stolen.

You know, most members of the Cartel operate out of bars or nightclubs, being shady.

Vica's gonna just have a bakery. Screw it. You want a promotion? You want someone to vouch for you in front of the big guys? You better make a damn good buttercream frosting.

 

[Hairless Wookie]

I will bring as many cookies as possible, I love cookies, and candy.

 

[Jiang Winters]

You know, most members of the Cartel operate out of bars or nightclubs, being shady.

Vica's gonna just have a bakery. Screw it. You want a promotion? You want someone to vouch for you in front of the big guys? You better make a damn good buttercream frosting.

I'm grinding up ghost peppers and putting the seeds in the random pastries and, occasionally, batches of frosting.

Your store will effectively be selling the russian roulette of baked goods.

 

[Bee]

I'm grinding up ghost peppers and putting the seeds in the random pastries and, occasionally, batches of frosting.

Your store will effectively be selling the russian roulette of baked goods.

I'll allow it. We'll even have a "delivery" option where someone can order a dozen bantha bacon pastries to be sent off to someone's house, which in reality will be how we dispatch a hit squad to murder jerks.