Happy Birthday Cailst!

[Aussie Legend]

Happy 19th mate, have a good one.

 

[Count Sam]

happy birthday :p

 

[Horizon]

Happy birthday. :CHappy:

 

[Green Ranger]

Have a moderately pleasurable birthday. I know you wouldn't prefer it any other way.

 

[Ser Yorick]

It has a birthday?

 

[Iorthunger]

happy bday mr sir

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

It's your birthday. I'm not actually wishing you anything, just stating an obvious fact that has in various forms been reiterated but not directly and therefore should be stated at least once more.


<3

 

[Brandon Rhea]

Nineteen years and nine months ago, your parents began discussing their relatively strong feelings for one another. Your father, perhaps, told your mother that she had moderately lengthy hair and adequate blue eyes, with maybe just a tinge of green in them. After they finished their polite, yet enjoyable, conversation, your father slowly removed one end of your mother's bra hook from the other. They both removed all of the clothing that covered their bodies, and then they proceeded to have sexual intercourse with one another. As this was happening, a white substance called 'sperm' traveled through your mother's body until it reached and fertilized an egg, creating what we call 'zygote.' This evolved into a 'fetus.'

When it was deemed that a doctor would not terminate your fetusy life, a number of months passed by. You decided you were ready to join our great American society, one that would have frowned upon your termination, so you slid down your mother's....places and entered our world.

You know the rest.

 

[Cailst]

Nineteen years and nine months ago, your parents began discussing their relatively strong feelings for one another. Your father, perhaps, told your mother that she had moderately lengthy hair and adequate blue eyes, with maybe just a tinge of green in them. After they finished their polite, yet enjoyable, conversation, your father slowly removed one end of your mother's bra hook from the other. They both removed all of the clothing that covered their bodies, and then they proceeded to have sexual intercourse with one another. As this was happening, a white substance called 'sperm' traveled through your mother's body until it reached and fertilized an egg, creating what we call 'zygote.' This evolved into a 'fetus.'

When it was deemed that a doctor would not terminate your fetusy life, a number of months passed by. You decided you were ready to join our great American society, one that would have frowned upon your termination, so you slid down your mother's....places and entered our world.

You know the rest.

Some of that might have happened except for the blue eyes part. Though after talking about fertilization, why couldn't you just say vagina? It's a suitable name for that part of the body.

And thanks for the happy birthdays and the astute observations that it was my birthday!

 

[JM76]

Happy birthday.

 

[Storm]

Happy Birthday!

 

[Viggy]

Have a good one!

 

[The Lionheart]

Happy Birthday

 

[Storm]

"This time 1.9 decades ago, I was shortly out of the womb" - Cailst to me on AIM.

True to style on your birthday, Cailst. =P

 

[Sovereign]

That thing has a birth day?

 

[Venom]

Happy birthday again mate.

 

[Raider]

I'm a day older than you. hahaha.....


.....also happy birthday.

 

[Johnnysaurus Rex]

I assume he will spend this day like any other in his life. Wake up at a reasonably prompt time of eight in the morning to a nice breakfast of toast and a glass of milk. From there he will proceed to do puzzles and read notes from local townhall meetings. After that lively entertainment he shall begin whittling shoehorns and dine on a filling lunch of crackers. In the afternoon he will paint so he can watch it dry and when he is through with that he will fully celebrate his birthday with vanilla ice cream and the exciting present of a spinning top. All this before retiring at nine o' clock.

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

I love you all, Cailst, you just make me sleepy.