The camera would pull back, revealing the dastardly dashing Rich Magnum, clad in his usual wear, he sat behind his desk with a sly grin. "Hello, Rich Magnum here, with Magnum P.I. And today, I got a special treat for the ladies of the galaxy. Normally, I don't do these because well, we already know who would be at the top of the list, so to give the other guys a shot I removed myself from the running." He would say with a laugh and a nearly award winning grin.
"So, I went out and I did a thing. I interviewed three hundred gorgeous women and even put out a galaxy wide poll. And do I got a surprise for you at this list. It's the top five hottest studs in the galaxy. That's right folks, out of trillions and quadrillions of fish, these are the top catches! And like I said, this list will definitely surprise you. So, at number five we got Jedi Master @Vahn Berand ." An image of the Jedi in question would appear. "I mean ladies, just look at that beard! That rugged divinity. It's wonderful! At number four, and this was the surprise, ISC President Emryc Thorne . Now I mean, this guy is only six foot four and enters rooms like he's eight feet tall. And the suits? Can ya get them made smaller? That was a joke, of course he can! He just needs the perfect amount of strain to show off those guns from lifting the Outer Rim on his shoulders!" There was another laugh from Rich as he flipped through several images of Emryc Thorne. "I actually thought this guy would claim the top spot!"
"Alrighty ladies, number three! Apparently nerdy was in this time of year and the young tech wiz kid, @Newton Arden is just taking panties by storm! I mean look at this guy. Sweet face, real trusting demeanor, it must really work wonders! And the suit, just so dapper." An image of Newton would briefly flash on the screen. "Now number two.. How could I not see this one coming. You hate him, you love him, the guy is basically a robot.. Bom Trady! That's right girls, you for some reason got a machine fetish going on but here at Magnum, we don't kink shame!" Images of Trady playing Huttball would flash. "And the good news is, he's still single. But of course he is! Ya can't teach a robot to love!" he leaned close to the camera, voice low as if he were sharing a dirty secret. "Unless you're my aunt Martha, my uncle was good with tinkering." He winked at the camera. "Yeah, you perverts know what I am talking about." he would lean back to take a sip from his glass. "Now then, number one.. I gotta say, I am a little surprised.. The number one heartthrob for the ladies has the voice of a demi-god and the mustache that looks like it was sculpted by one. That's right, @JJ Johnson is the number one! You hot ladies and your daddy issues!" he would keep a straight face for all of five seconds before laughing. "I am just toying with you! Number one is Sector Hunk @Corran Velt . I mean look at that chiseled jaw, the beard!" the images would flick through some of Corran before stopping on one of him with his back to the camera. "And that ass. That is Coruscant's ass. Hell that is the Cores Ass! Ladies, today was for you, but seriously, JJ did somehow make the top fifteen.. so guys? Step up that game. Anyways, this is Rich Magnum, the P.I is out!"
The camera would pull back before the feed cut.
"So, I went out and I did a thing. I interviewed three hundred gorgeous women and even put out a galaxy wide poll. And do I got a surprise for you at this list. It's the top five hottest studs in the galaxy. That's right folks, out of trillions and quadrillions of fish, these are the top catches! And like I said, this list will definitely surprise you. So, at number five we got Jedi Master @Vahn Berand ." An image of the Jedi in question would appear. "I mean ladies, just look at that beard! That rugged divinity. It's wonderful! At number four, and this was the surprise, ISC President Emryc Thorne . Now I mean, this guy is only six foot four and enters rooms like he's eight feet tall. And the suits? Can ya get them made smaller? That was a joke, of course he can! He just needs the perfect amount of strain to show off those guns from lifting the Outer Rim on his shoulders!" There was another laugh from Rich as he flipped through several images of Emryc Thorne. "I actually thought this guy would claim the top spot!"
"Alrighty ladies, number three! Apparently nerdy was in this time of year and the young tech wiz kid, @Newton Arden is just taking panties by storm! I mean look at this guy. Sweet face, real trusting demeanor, it must really work wonders! And the suit, just so dapper." An image of Newton would briefly flash on the screen. "Now number two.. How could I not see this one coming. You hate him, you love him, the guy is basically a robot.. Bom Trady! That's right girls, you for some reason got a machine fetish going on but here at Magnum, we don't kink shame!" Images of Trady playing Huttball would flash. "And the good news is, he's still single. But of course he is! Ya can't teach a robot to love!" he leaned close to the camera, voice low as if he were sharing a dirty secret. "Unless you're my aunt Martha, my uncle was good with tinkering." He winked at the camera. "Yeah, you perverts know what I am talking about." he would lean back to take a sip from his glass. "Now then, number one.. I gotta say, I am a little surprised.. The number one heartthrob for the ladies has the voice of a demi-god and the mustache that looks like it was sculpted by one. That's right, @JJ Johnson is the number one! You hot ladies and your daddy issues!" he would keep a straight face for all of five seconds before laughing. "I am just toying with you! Number one is Sector Hunk @Corran Velt . I mean look at that chiseled jaw, the beard!" the images would flick through some of Corran before stopping on one of him with his back to the camera. "And that ass. That is Coruscant's ass. Hell that is the Cores Ass! Ladies, today was for you, but seriously, JJ did somehow make the top fifteen.. so guys? Step up that game. Anyways, this is Rich Magnum, the P.I is out!"
The camera would pull back before the feed cut.
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