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Friedrich Herrmann
ALIAS(ES)
► None
SPECIES
► Human
GENDER
► Male
HEIGHT
► 6’5”
BUILD
►Bulky, Muscled
HAIR COLOR
► Blond
EYE COLOR
► Blue
MARKING/SCARS
► None that are notable.
HOMEWORLD
► Serenno
AFFILIATION
► Imperial Shock Corp
FORCE SENSITIVE
► Nein.
"HAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" - Friedrich Herrmann
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Interviewer's Note:
Friedrich Herrmann is perhaps one of the most… outstanding individuals I have had the, er, pleasure of interviewing during the duration of my career. Capability-wise, he is more than worthy of the Imperial Shock Corp. Parts of his combat statistics were some of the highest I’ve seen - swordsmanship, hand-to-hand, constitution, strength, speed - all exemplary. His personality on the other hand… Well, refer to the interview transcript for more details.
Biography
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“So. Tell me about your past.”
“Tell you about myself? HAHA! It would take too long. I am too interesting a man to simply tell others about himself in an evening!”
“... Don’t worry about that. We have time. Please start from the beginning.”
“Well, ok then! Let me think… Yes… That’s right… Uh huh… YES! Right, so, from the beginning. I was born a wee lad on Serenno, to serve under some little Duke whose name I’ve already forgotten. Me dad was a knight, and his dad was a knight, and his dad’s dad was a knight, and so on so forth! So, obviously, I WANTED TO BE A KNIGHT TOO! You see, my family is FAMOUS on Serenno for our huge suits of armor. We fight like men, with real men’s weapons. All the other soldiers fought with their puny little blasters, but we Herrmanns? WE FIGHT WITH SWORDS. AND SPEARS. AND AXES. AND, uh, AND HALBERDS, AND ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS, YES!
Anyway, I train under me father to use these manly weapons of manliness, and become the BEST! Then, I serve under this wee Duke for a while. We go around winning battles left and right, then suddenly, HE DIES! Just straight up died, the coward. I still curse his name to this day… Wait, I forgot his name.
ANYWAY!
So. I’m now a knight without a master. This is a problem. So I go around looking for someone worthy of my loyalty. There were… one… twooo… three… fourfivesixseveneightnineteneleven… TWENTY-THREE DIFFERENT CANDIDATES. I went to each one and fought their best man. Then, I BESTED their best man! HAHAHA! IMAGINE THAT!
Anyway, at this point, I’m pretty dejected, you know. There’s nobody on Serenno that can beat me, as far as I know. Then, I met one of those guys you Imperials call… Seth.”
“Sith.”
“Oh. Sith. Right. So I met one of your ‘Sith’ and fought him. It was a tough fight, we were even for most of it. Then… GUESS WHAT?!”
“Err… What?”
“HE WON! HAAHAHAHA! So I asked who he served, and he told me that he served Andraste, the Countess of Serenno and Emperor of the Sith Empire. Sooo... I decided to join up.
“That’s it? That’s your life story?”
“YES! HAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!”
”Ok… Interviewer just wants to note that this section of the interview took about five minutes, contrary to the interviewee’s earlier claims.”
Personality, Attributes, and Skills
”Now, please tell me about yourself.”
”What? I just did!”
”No, I mean tell me about your personality, attributes, and skills.”
”Ah… OF COURSE! I am excellent with all sorts of martial weapons! Like I said earlier, I’ve trained with swords, spears, axes, halberds and lances, so on so forth. I’ve used one of those puny little ‘blasters’ before, of course, but I’m only average with those, I suppose. But! That is OK! I AM UNPARALLELED WHEN IT COMES TO HONORABLE CLOSE QUARTERS COMBAT!”
”Of course. All of this was recorded in the training report. I mean if you had any other skills other than those related to combat?”
”Why, yes I do! I… am… very good… at… SINGING! YES, SINGING! Let me show you… [CENSORED TO PROTECT LISTENER’S HEARING]”
”Yes, that will be enough! Thank you very much. Is there anything else you would like to add?”
”I am strong! And fast (considering the heavy armor I’m in)! And I can bear a lot of pain! I do get tired pretty quickly, BUT THAT IS OF NO CONSEQUENCE!”
”Uh huh… Is that it?”
”Err… Yes. YES IT IS!”
Equipment and Other Stuff
NOTABLE PERSONAL EQUIPMENT
Armor WIP (will be similar to Deucalian Armor)
Z-11 Repeater (2x Power Cell)
A-3 War Pike
Vibrosword
2x Frag Grenade
2x Smoke Grenade
STARSHIP
Real men have no need for their own starship.
CREDITS
Real men have no need for money.
DROID
Real men have no need for droids.
PETS
Real men have no need for pets.
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