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"Aright, aright, aright. So a little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-makin biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink, and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying.
'Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying.'
'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between sobs. 'I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and DRINK THE DAMN POISON.'
Ahahahahaha!"
Lev laughed heartily in conclusion to that joke he knew. 'Course he referred to every joke he knew as that joke he knew. But this time, since Lev was in charge and had three guys feeling nice and comfortable despite sitting on top of sheets of steel, one of the guys had asked him to tell that joke he knew.
And even though the truck was a hovering hauler, the empty cabin fairly large and ready to be packed full of bags of powder, it still rocked as though it were a tank crawling over sand dunes in the deserts of Tatooine. In fact they weren't on Tatooine. They were actually being driven, the four of them, down the dark and grimy streets of Nar Shaddaa, a place Lev was quite familiar with.
Lev unnecessarily fixed his unnecessary eye-patch as he leaned onto his bent knee and slid off his enjoyment of himself into starting introductions. Seemed the best way to get the crew ready for their job once they reached it.
"So. Let's go down the line. You." Lev pointed. "What's yer name and who'd ya **** last night?"
The ruggedly un-handsome, tall dark and balding human smirked to Lev's phrasing of the question before beginning; feeling like one of the guys as if they'd gone out for a drink.
"Uh. Name's Tallisker. Ike Tallisker. Been with the Exchange long enough to know if a lady sleeps with me, I don't ask her name or wonder why she's makin such a big mistake."
Lev laughed with Ike and his warmly funny answer.
"You." He pointed. "Go. A name. And her name."
The beefy muscle-head grinned, three teeth missing, as he enjoyed the introductions game.
"Gordy Hewer. And there's two. A Twi'lek named Felina and a Zeltron. She didn't give me her name."
"Gotta pay extra sometimes if ya want a name," Lev chuckled, spritely and sharp for the first time in a while without the subdued slur of an intoxicated drunkard.
"You." He pointed. "Your turn. And I want details."
'Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying.'
'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between sobs. 'I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and DRINK THE DAMN POISON.'
Ahahahahaha!"
Lev laughed heartily in conclusion to that joke he knew. 'Course he referred to every joke he knew as that joke he knew. But this time, since Lev was in charge and had three guys feeling nice and comfortable despite sitting on top of sheets of steel, one of the guys had asked him to tell that joke he knew.
And even though the truck was a hovering hauler, the empty cabin fairly large and ready to be packed full of bags of powder, it still rocked as though it were a tank crawling over sand dunes in the deserts of Tatooine. In fact they weren't on Tatooine. They were actually being driven, the four of them, down the dark and grimy streets of Nar Shaddaa, a place Lev was quite familiar with.
Lev unnecessarily fixed his unnecessary eye-patch as he leaned onto his bent knee and slid off his enjoyment of himself into starting introductions. Seemed the best way to get the crew ready for their job once they reached it.
"So. Let's go down the line. You." Lev pointed. "What's yer name and who'd ya **** last night?"
The ruggedly un-handsome, tall dark and balding human smirked to Lev's phrasing of the question before beginning; feeling like one of the guys as if they'd gone out for a drink.
"Uh. Name's Tallisker. Ike Tallisker. Been with the Exchange long enough to know if a lady sleeps with me, I don't ask her name or wonder why she's makin such a big mistake."
Lev laughed with Ike and his warmly funny answer.
"You." He pointed. "Go. A name. And her name."
The beefy muscle-head grinned, three teeth missing, as he enjoyed the introductions game.
"Gordy Hewer. And there's two. A Twi'lek named Felina and a Zeltron. She didn't give me her name."
"Gotta pay extra sometimes if ya want a name," Lev chuckled, spritely and sharp for the first time in a while without the subdued slur of an intoxicated drunkard.
"You." He pointed. "Your turn. And I want details."
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