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Now, Bob was having a bit of a rough day. He had been recalled to Ossus, which was already a planet he held no particular love for. The biggest contributor to his ire, was the fact that Imperial Intelligence, his bosses, were headquartered on the planet. He didn't have much against the planet itself, but he could do without all the secrecy and spy stuff. Ironic, considering Bob was a pretty secretive spy who was good at both those things.
Even worse, when he got off work after several hours of meandering uselessness, Bob was mugged. Well, not really. Bob was the victim of an attempted mugging, problem was, the thug didn't really take into account the fact, that Bob was almost supernaturally healthy for his age and size. So when Bob swiftly turned on his heel and pelted it back down the street, the man was a little befuddled.
Unfortunately for Bob, this mugging just got worse. Just as he turned a corner he was once again, accosted by the local thuggery. A different gang it seemed from the man who had previously attempted to mug him. Speaking of which, the pitter pattering of several feet made themselves known as the previous man, plus two extra of his goons, rounded the corner and immediately squared off with the other gang.
"This be our mark!" One of the thugs called out in broken basic, obviously his mum never taught him that well.
"Well he's on our territory now!" Another called out, this time from the new gang.
"I'm standing right here!" Bob yelled back, unhappy that they were talking about him like he was an object. A rather unwise move all things considered. The thuggery turned back to Bob, and collectively decided via some strange gang member hive mind, to surround him. Before they could complete that though, Bob spotted a younger woman who sported all the telltale signs of being one of them Sith like folk. "Hey! Could I request, from one Imperial servant to another, some assistance?!" Bob cried out dramatically, though he was just putting on a show of being a helpless old man.
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Even worse, when he got off work after several hours of meandering uselessness, Bob was mugged. Well, not really. Bob was the victim of an attempted mugging, problem was, the thug didn't really take into account the fact, that Bob was almost supernaturally healthy for his age and size. So when Bob swiftly turned on his heel and pelted it back down the street, the man was a little befuddled.
Unfortunately for Bob, this mugging just got worse. Just as he turned a corner he was once again, accosted by the local thuggery. A different gang it seemed from the man who had previously attempted to mug him. Speaking of which, the pitter pattering of several feet made themselves known as the previous man, plus two extra of his goons, rounded the corner and immediately squared off with the other gang.
"This be our mark!" One of the thugs called out in broken basic, obviously his mum never taught him that well.
"Well he's on our territory now!" Another called out, this time from the new gang.
"I'm standing right here!" Bob yelled back, unhappy that they were talking about him like he was an object. A rather unwise move all things considered. The thuggery turned back to Bob, and collectively decided via some strange gang member hive mind, to surround him. Before they could complete that though, Bob spotted a younger woman who sported all the telltale signs of being one of them Sith like folk. "Hey! Could I request, from one Imperial servant to another, some assistance?!" Bob cried out dramatically, though he was just putting on a show of being a helpless old man.
@Raven_41