Darksiders!

[Dan.]

Just wait, about a minute in she rips up a check for 50k. No lies, she rips up a check for 50K!

Behold the GOD WARRIOR!!!

Now, if you want to pour some Drain-o down your ears afterward, I completely understand.

 

[Horizon]

That was...You know I dont know what to say.
Im ashamed of that woman representing christians.

 

[Brandon Rhea]

Never gets old.

 

[Sovereign]

I hate religion.

 

[Brandon Rhea]

I hate religion.

Religion hates you.

Oh and ur mom.

 

[Sovereign]

Religion hates you.

Oh and ur mom.

Well, religion's a JERK.

Chew on that.

 

[Dan.]

Well, religion's a JERK.

Chew on that.

I chewed.

And chewed.

And chewed.

Add a bay leaf.

 

[Brandon Rhea]

Well, religion's a JERK.

Chew on that.

In Jesus name I PRAY!

 

[Dan.]

In Jesus name I PRAY!

It's TAINTED by DARKSIDERS! I am a GOD WARRIOR! Get out of my HOUSE!

 

[Jiang Winters]

This woman is clearly off her rocker. I'm glad I don't have religious nutters like this in my family.

 

[Enishi]

This is why we can't have nice things.

 

[Trakon]

I actually watched both episodes of that show dealing with this woman.

The only reason she accepted the checks was because she got surgeries because of them.