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SAWYER THRILLS
[fancybox4="http://www.thestarwarsrp.com/forum/data/avatars/l/3/3284.jpg?1440810765"]"When this war is over, the winner won't be who's RIGHT. It's just gonna be who's LEFT. You're tellin' yourself that you WANT to survive. Well you can want in one hand and druk in the other. We'll see which one fills up faster. What you want will amount to a wet fart compared to the kriffin' druk you're gonna have to fight through to get out of this alive."
FULL NAME
SAWYER KYLER THRILLS
SPECIES
HUMAN
GENDER
MALE
AGE
30 GSY
HEIGHT
1.83 m
WEIGHT
77 kg
SKIN COLOR
WHITE
HAIR COLOR
BROWN
EYE COLOR
BROWN
SAWYER KYLER THRILLS
SPECIES
HUMAN
GENDER
MALE
AGE
30 GSY
HEIGHT
1.83 m
WEIGHT
77 kg
SKIN COLOR
WHITE
HAIR COLOR
BROWN
EYE COLOR
BROWN
PERSONA
So you want to know what makes me tick eh? Well, first off, I don't tick. I ain't no karkin' bucket of bolts or some improvised explosive on a countdown in BOOMTOWN. I'm just one small piece of a never ending puzzle. A puzzle called THE GALAXY.
Anywho, I reckon most folks would say I'm loyal and faithful. A front line soldier, you see. Ain't nothin' that me and mine can't accomplish if we put our minds to it. Got a knack for handling scenarios the RIGHT WAY. If'n you know anything about me, y'know that means we make sure we're all going home at the end of the day. Where's home, you ask? Who the frak cares? Use your imagination. NOSEY MOTHERBORKERS...
Now where was I? Oh yeah. Now all that don't mean I'm afraid to take risks, I just like to mitigate the probability and severity of those risks if'n I can. What's the matter? You look surprised. Didn't expect a grounder like me to use BIG words like SEVERITY and PROBABILITY? Hmph. M'lingo has ya all farkled upstairs eh? Well good, serves you right. JUDGEY BISHWAG... That's what you get for assuming. Y'know what happens when you make assumptions right? You make an ASS out of YOU and MPTION, 'cause you sure as heck ain't makin' no ASS outta ME.
I'm one of them fellers that likes to work smarter, not harder. So yeah, I've been known to use technology to my tactical advantage. Today's technology can be the difference between life and death. So having it and using it tactically is a good thing, so long as you're not leanin' on it like a Force damned crutch. Suffice it to say, tech ain't the end all be all. After all, nuttin' in this entire galaxy can compare to the power of a warrior's heart and mind. [HEART + MIND = SPIRIT. That's MATH 101 from THRILLS UNIVERSITY, where you'll learn not to be such a GIANT SCHUTTA.]
I strive to embrace my warrior spirit each and everyday that I wake up in this blasted universe. I'ma let you in on a little secret, survival comes from the heart. Lesser beings crumble to the dangers of the galaxy on a daily basis. But me and mine, we look to rise to the occasion. And strategy, that comes from the mind. Y'gotta have a plan, a course of action, and you gotta be able to adapt to the plan changing. 'Cause trust me, nothing ever goes according to plan. I guess I say all that because you've got to have a shared attribute bond between survival and strategy, not just as a soldier, but in all walks of life...if'n you ask me.
Does that answer your question? I hope so. 'Cause that's pretty much all I have to say on the subject. Feel like I'm tootin' my own horn over here. It's awkward and I don't like it.
So you want to know what makes me tick eh? Well, first off, I don't tick. I ain't no karkin' bucket of bolts or some improvised explosive on a countdown in BOOMTOWN. I'm just one small piece of a never ending puzzle. A puzzle called THE GALAXY.
Anywho, I reckon most folks would say I'm loyal and faithful. A front line soldier, you see. Ain't nothin' that me and mine can't accomplish if we put our minds to it. Got a knack for handling scenarios the RIGHT WAY. If'n you know anything about me, y'know that means we make sure we're all going home at the end of the day. Where's home, you ask? Who the frak cares? Use your imagination. NOSEY MOTHERBORKERS...
Now where was I? Oh yeah. Now all that don't mean I'm afraid to take risks, I just like to mitigate the probability and severity of those risks if'n I can. What's the matter? You look surprised. Didn't expect a grounder like me to use BIG words like SEVERITY and PROBABILITY? Hmph. M'lingo has ya all farkled upstairs eh? Well good, serves you right. JUDGEY BISHWAG... That's what you get for assuming. Y'know what happens when you make assumptions right? You make an ASS out of YOU and MPTION, 'cause you sure as heck ain't makin' no ASS outta ME.
I'm one of them fellers that likes to work smarter, not harder. So yeah, I've been known to use technology to my tactical advantage. Today's technology can be the difference between life and death. So having it and using it tactically is a good thing, so long as you're not leanin' on it like a Force damned crutch. Suffice it to say, tech ain't the end all be all. After all, nuttin' in this entire galaxy can compare to the power of a warrior's heart and mind. [HEART + MIND = SPIRIT. That's MATH 101 from THRILLS UNIVERSITY, where you'll learn not to be such a GIANT SCHUTTA.]
I strive to embrace my warrior spirit each and everyday that I wake up in this blasted universe. I'ma let you in on a little secret, survival comes from the heart. Lesser beings crumble to the dangers of the galaxy on a daily basis. But me and mine, we look to rise to the occasion. And strategy, that comes from the mind. Y'gotta have a plan, a course of action, and you gotta be able to adapt to the plan changing. 'Cause trust me, nothing ever goes according to plan. I guess I say all that because you've got to have a shared attribute bond between survival and strategy, not just as a soldier, but in all walks of life...if'n you ask me.
Does that answer your question? I hope so. 'Cause that's pretty much all I have to say on the subject. Feel like I'm tootin' my own horn over here. It's awkward and I don't like it.
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MERRITT ZENITH
[fancybox4="http://assets.enjin.com.s3.amazonaws.com/users/637490/pics/full/3368501.jpg"]"Mate, I love women AND I love fruit. Funny thing is, women are JUST LIKE fruits. Every lass in the galaxy has her own unique taste and colour. And this is all quite problematic for me... Because, MATE, I can't help it...I've got a thing for FRUIT SALAD!"
FULL NAME
MERRITT PARKER ZENITH
SPECIES
HUMAN
GENDER
MALE
AGE
28 GSY
HEIGHT
1.85 m
WEIGHT
75 kg
SKIN COLOR
WHITE
HAIR COLOR
BLONDE
EYE COLOR
BLUE
MERRITT PARKER ZENITH
SPECIES
HUMAN
GENDER
MALE
AGE
28 GSY
HEIGHT
1.85 m
WEIGHT
75 kg
SKIN COLOR
WHITE
HAIR COLOR
BLONDE
EYE COLOR
BLUE
PERSONA
Oi! Of course I'll tell you a wee bit 'bout myself. The first thing you gotta know is...that I, MERRITT FRAGGIN' ZENITH, am THE TOTAL PACKAGE. MATE, I'm SMART as KRIFF, I'm as strong as a wookiee, and to top it all off...I AM-one-HANDSOME-bloke. Never met a lad in the galaxy that compares to YOURS TRULY. So what you're looking at, ladies and gents, is a prime candidate for MR. GALAXY this year.
BOOM! Knowledge dropped. That's me in a nutshell, and I don't think I could've said it any better to be quite honest. So let's move on, shall we?
So, check it out, mate. I've got one of the most wizard jobs in the entire frakkin' galaxy. I'm a PROFESSIONAL kriffin' BAD ASS MOTHERBORKER. I get to travel the galaxy, to and fro, shootin' bad guys. And when I'm not doing that... I'm winning my fair share of credits in casinos, taking nice long walks on beaches, and puttin' back brews with my bruvs. YOU. ONLY. LIVE. ONCE. Which means you gotta enjoy it while you still can. Live everyday like it was your last. Don't waste it catchin' Z's under your covers... UNLESS, of course, you're in good company--IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 'Cuz you can sleep when you're DEAD. IN FACT, that's all you're gonna be doing if you're dead. Contrary to popular belief, there's no happy place that you float off to when you take your last breath. Hate to be the bearer of bad news here, mate, but that's just life. If that makes you feel all scared and unsure of yourself, then you're PROBABLY better off dead anyway. OR you might be dead already. Anyways, I suppose that's enough of the doom and gloom eh?
Hmmmmm... What was I talkin' 'bout again? Oh yeah! Me, myself, and I...
If there's one last thing you ought to know about MERRITT ZENITH, the future MR. GALAXY, it's this... I'm one of THE most LAID BACK blokes you'll ever have the pleasure of knowin'. Takes a lot to get me spun up, you see. You can try as much as you like to druk on my parade, but I'll prolly just be sittin' there with a BIG smile on my face. WELL, maybe not. Maybe if you're shootin' at me or tryin' to make off with my credits, then we might have a problem. Actually... Yeah, I know we will. We'll definitely have a problem. Otherwise, though, I'm a pretty cheery son of a schutta--if I do say so myself. And I do say so. Just for the record and all...
Well, there ya have it. MERRITT PARKER ZENITH, the MAN, the MYTH, the LEGEND. And don't forget, MR. GALAXY...THIS YEAR...VOTE FOR ME!
I'd like to give a shout out to all my fans, my family, and my team for all the love and support over the years. Couldn't be here, doing this interview with-- I'M SORRY, DIDN'T CATCH YOUR NAME... Oh well, it's not really all that important, I appreciate you too! This is MERRITT ZENITH signing off. OVER and OUT.
[/fancybox4]Oi! Of course I'll tell you a wee bit 'bout myself. The first thing you gotta know is...that I, MERRITT FRAGGIN' ZENITH, am THE TOTAL PACKAGE. MATE, I'm SMART as KRIFF, I'm as strong as a wookiee, and to top it all off...I AM-one-HANDSOME-bloke. Never met a lad in the galaxy that compares to YOURS TRULY. So what you're looking at, ladies and gents, is a prime candidate for MR. GALAXY this year.
BOOM! Knowledge dropped. That's me in a nutshell, and I don't think I could've said it any better to be quite honest. So let's move on, shall we?
So, check it out, mate. I've got one of the most wizard jobs in the entire frakkin' galaxy. I'm a PROFESSIONAL kriffin' BAD ASS MOTHERBORKER. I get to travel the galaxy, to and fro, shootin' bad guys. And when I'm not doing that... I'm winning my fair share of credits in casinos, taking nice long walks on beaches, and puttin' back brews with my bruvs. YOU. ONLY. LIVE. ONCE. Which means you gotta enjoy it while you still can. Live everyday like it was your last. Don't waste it catchin' Z's under your covers... UNLESS, of course, you're in good company--IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 'Cuz you can sleep when you're DEAD. IN FACT, that's all you're gonna be doing if you're dead. Contrary to popular belief, there's no happy place that you float off to when you take your last breath. Hate to be the bearer of bad news here, mate, but that's just life. If that makes you feel all scared and unsure of yourself, then you're PROBABLY better off dead anyway. OR you might be dead already. Anyways, I suppose that's enough of the doom and gloom eh?
Hmmmmm... What was I talkin' 'bout again? Oh yeah! Me, myself, and I...
If there's one last thing you ought to know about MERRITT ZENITH, the future MR. GALAXY, it's this... I'm one of THE most LAID BACK blokes you'll ever have the pleasure of knowin'. Takes a lot to get me spun up, you see. You can try as much as you like to druk on my parade, but I'll prolly just be sittin' there with a BIG smile on my face. WELL, maybe not. Maybe if you're shootin' at me or tryin' to make off with my credits, then we might have a problem. Actually... Yeah, I know we will. We'll definitely have a problem. Otherwise, though, I'm a pretty cheery son of a schutta--if I do say so myself. And I do say so. Just for the record and all...
Well, there ya have it. MERRITT PARKER ZENITH, the MAN, the MYTH, the LEGEND. And don't forget, MR. GALAXY...THIS YEAR...VOTE FOR ME!
I'd like to give a shout out to all my fans, my family, and my team for all the love and support over the years. Couldn't be here, doing this interview with-- I'M SORRY, DIDN'T CATCH YOUR NAME... Oh well, it's not really all that important, I appreciate you too! This is MERRITT ZENITH signing off. OVER and OUT.
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