Britain- The Evil Empire?

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Lillianne Crasse

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There has been a book will be published in April that has taken a stance I find laughable but amusing all the same...lol. It's basically written by an American who says all of the world's problems are the fault of the British...lol.

Here's an article on it and a little piece I found on You Tube. It seems that some have taken this a little too far...lol

What do you think?

Britain is apparently to blame for just about all of the planet's problems. In its days of might and glory, our Sceptred Isle was in fact an Evil Empire that enslaved the world, and is today responsible for everything from African genocides to the Iraq War and the conflict between Palestine and Israel.

We are also to blame for global warming - because Britain launched the Industrial Revolution which produced the smoke that polluted the sky that heated the world. And as if that was not bad enough, we also burned Joan of Arc at the stake, made cocaine 'look cool' and pandered to Hitler, before dragging the whole world into global conflict.

These are just some of the accusations against Britain in an outrageous new 'history' book, The Evil Empire: 101 Ways That England Ruined The World, that looks set to blow a giant raspberry at the much-vaunted 'special relationship' between Britain and America.

It has been written by Steven Grasse, a selfstyled 'amateur historian' from Philadelphia, who believes that Britain has never been held to account for its role in some of the darkest chapters in global history.

After a successful career running a marketing agency, Grasse is now pouring his resources into launching his alternative view of Britain's national story - complete with websites, publicity stunts, video films and documentaries - because he wants to persuade the world that Britain is to blame for most global ills.

His aim is to grab the attention of a generation which no longer reads books and which is ignorant of history, but which, nonetheless, believes that America is the true Evil Empire.

'I'm not claiming that America is innocent of everything,' writes Grasse, 'but England is supposed to be our ally and our friend, and all we hear these days is how awful Americans are and what awful things America is doing. It is time people heard the other side of the story.'

So, in Grasse's eyes, Britain is to blame for world poverty and starvation, for The Great Plague, for the ravages of Nazis and Communists, and for Islamic terrorism today. Apparently, we are even to blame for the Vietnam War which humiliated America 35 years ago.

'There would have been no Vietnam War if there had been no French colony in Vietnam, and there would have been no French colony if England had not started with its colonies, which meant that everyone else had to have colonies too,' explains Grasse.

This is the sort of twisted logic that has inspired him to start the International Coalition for British Reparations, a new campaign launched with a full-page newspaper advertisement in America, which is demanding that Britain pay £31 trillion in damages to be distributed to every man, woman and child in the world as recompense for the damage the UK has inflicted around the globe.

'Look at World War I - you started that!' says Grasse. It was an unnecessary war, started by Britain because Germany wanted an Empire, which Britain, France and Russia had.

'You then dragged America into it. The whole bloody history of the 20th century, including the Nazi genocide, starts from that point. The average person does not know any of this.'

And here is Grasse on the Anglo-Chinese Opium War of 1840, when Britain sent a task force to protect its trading outposts. In a chapter headed 'They Hooked the Chinese on Opium', he writes: 'What could be worse than looking out your window and seeing a drug dealer, peddling his narcotics to every passer-by?

'How about a drug dealer who sets up camp on your doorstep and pummels your walls with musket fire and cannon balls until you allow him to sell drugs from inside your very home?

'Grisly stuff, I know, but it's exactly what Britain did to China during the 19th-century opium wars.' (Never mind that opium was not, in fact, illegal at the time - or that this anti-protectionist measure gave rise to the global free market from which America has prospered so greatly).

But it is when Grasse turns his eye to more recent problems that his accusations become as hysterical as they are inaccurate.

For he believes that many of the global problems we think of as being recent developments can be traced back to Britain's doorstep. He blames the spread of global warming on Britain's dependence on coal during the industrial revolution - a 'fact' made worse by our apparent indifference to global warming.

As for the debacle in Iraq, Grasse believes Britain is to blame for the bogus scaremongering over weapons of mass destruction which led to the ill-conceived assault on Saddam.

Even more of a liability in war than Blair himself, though, were 'the touchy British people, who seemed to want our mission to fail the day it began'.

Yes, we Limeys are untrustworthy allies, whose manifold failings include our antiegalitarian attachment to the Monarchy.

'It's more than tradition,' writes Grasse. 'It's worship. The British people desperately need a strict hierarchy to function. It needs to put a crown on an old lady simply for the sake of having someone to bow down before.'

Such assertions are so wrongheaded that serious historians don't know whether to laugh or rage. Among the first to comment was Jonathan Steinberg at the University of Pennsylvania.

He points out that in the 'plus' side of British history lay, just for a start, the Magna Carta, the creation of the first free Press and the first free markets, not to mention the abolition of slavery.

But it is only the bad things that interest Grasse. 'I want to start a debate; to throw a rock in the pond and watch the ripples,' he says.

One reason for his campaign is that he believes that after the debacle of President Bush's war on terror, young Americans have fallen into an era of national selfloathing, equal to that which paralysed the U.S. in the wake of the Vietnam War.

He hopes to restore American pride by pointing out that Britain has a far more shameful past than the U.S., but has never been forced to own up to its injustices.

'The English have never been forced to confront their past,' he says. 'Germany has. Japan has. America has - America does; we are always wringing our hands over what we did to the Indians, what we are doing to the Iraqis.

'Well, there wouldn't BE an Iraq if it wasn't for the Evil Empire (Britain) which created it, which created Saddam.'

Though much of his book is risible, Grasse is no fool. What he wants is for the rest of the world, led by Britain, to stop accusing America of being the root of all evil. He has a point.

Despite it being the world's only truly democratic superpower, pouring scorn on America has become something of an obsession among Britain's bien pensants.

'Why did some people even blame George Bush for the effects of Hurricane Katrina?' Grasse asks. 'He didn't start the hurricane, and the levees which burst were built before he was born.'

The danger is, of course, that by making equally absurd accusations against Britain, Grasse risks provoking the anti-American sentiment that he so objects to.

In its far-fetched assault on British history, his book is less of a rock causing ripples in the pond of public discourse than a giant pair of hobnailed boots, marked Uncle Sam, delivering a wholesale kicking to America's staunchest ally.

And as the saying goes: with friends like these, who needs enemies?

The Evil Empire: 101 Ways That England Ruined The World by Steven Grasse. Published by Quirk Books/ Chronicle Books plc and distributed in the UK by Grantham Book Services. £9.99.


Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/arti...in_page_id=1770[/b]

You Tube Video- Britain Reparations http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjSKhhCgz5Q
 

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Fuck off are my words to that moron.
 

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lol, some of that is true... but in other places the guy is a retard.

Yes, the British Empire ruled most of the world (still owns quite a lot) but most of the nations have been freed and thereafter have gotten themselves into debt without the support of the Empire. Is the UK trying to make up for its wrongdoings in the past? Of course... We are currently trying to become a multiracial nation, which 95% of us Brits would rather not be. The UK is currently a safe haven for refugees and assylem seekers who take the money of the tax payer through benifits.

The "Old Lady" that we bow too has been bought up learning about the history of the monarchy, she is also Queen of Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Jamaica, Barbados, the Bahamas, Grenada, Papua New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Antigua and Barbuda, Belize, and Saint Kitts and Nevis... and we would rather have someone like her who has been raised to rule and has supreme power, than have a prick like Blair being our president.

As for the Industrial Revolution, the guy is a nob. Yes, England's industrial program in the 1800s were the cause of half the things we take for granted today... but considering scientists were not aware of the Ozone layer until 1913, it would be absured to blame England for deliberatly trying to damage it.
 

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LOL, that video was pissing me off until I saw that guy with the beard say "Well, my mother was Irish and my father was Scottish so we always believed that we were being skrewed by the Brittish"... fucking nob. Scottish are Brittish.
 

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Scottish are Brittish.[/b]
from a certain point of view.

Though I will admit alot of what Grasse says is false, there is a couple of things to considder.

And the whole Africa thing isn't solely on the british. The entire continent of Europe was involved in that, minus one or two countries.
 

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Jetzt, Queen Elizabeth isn't Canada's Queen. Well, officialy anyways. We are an independant nation.
 

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Darth Nexus @ Mar 11 2007, 01:23 AM) [snapback]155378[/snapback]</div>
Jetzt, Queen Elizabeth isn't Canada's Queen. Well, officialy anyways. We are an independant nation.[/b]

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Darth Nexus @ Mar 11 2007, 07:23 PM) [snapback]155378[/snapback]</div>
Jetzt, Queen Elizabeth isn't Canada's Queen. Well, officialy anyways. We are an independant nation.[/b]
You'll still part of the Commonwealth so yes she is your Queen and Head of State I believe, its just that for the most part she will have a representative who does most the stuff that a usual Head of State would do.
 

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Doesn't make her our Queen. We don't have cononial ties to Britain anymore. Also, I said officialy, many people consider her our queen. But she isn't.

You'll still part of the Commonwealth so yes she is your Queen and Head of State I believe, its just that for the most part she will have a representative who does most the stuff that a usual Head of State would do.[/b]

No, she isn't our head of state, we have our governor general, who is the representative of the queen in Canada. She has no say in what we do. She is like an ornament. ALthough that is a bad analogy.
 

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As Adamis said, you are still part of the Commonwealth.
 

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Darth Nexus @ Mar 11 2007, 07:31 PM) [snapback]155382[/snapback]</div>
Doesn't make her our Queen. We don't have cononial ties to Britain anymore. Also, I said officialy, many people consider her our queen. But she isn't.[/b]
Are you or are you not part of the Commonwealth?
 

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Wikipedia -

Government - Parliamentary democracy and federal constitutional monarchy

- Monarch - Queen Elizabeth II
- Governor General - Michaëlle Jean
- Prime Minister - Stephen Harper

Canada is a constitutional monarchy with Elizabeth II, Queen of Canada as head of state, and a parliamentary democracy with a federal system of parliamentary government and strong democratic traditions.
 

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As I said, an ornament. Which is basicaly what a constitutional monarchy is, a symbolic thing. She has no power.
 

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No one said she does, but that doesn't mean she's not your Queen. She is recognized as your Head of State, thus making her your Queen.
 

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Darth Nexus @ Mar 11 2007, 07:41 PM) [snapback]155386[/snapback]</div>
As I said, an ornament. Which is basicaly what a constitutional monarchy is, a symbolic thing. She has no power.[/b]
Dude she has no Power in the UK as well but she is still the Queen of the Country and every other country in the Commonwealth.
 

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How retarded. I mean, What the hell? If we pay for all that, Why doesn't America pay for what it did to the Native Americans? This guy's logic is so twisted. If i ever saw him, i'd laugh in his asinine face.Britain would never pay the money anyway, and the bit about Sherlock Holmes? He's a fictional character! And we were appeasing Germany to try and stop WW1. I especially like that dude with the big moustace, saying he was Irish and Scottish, so felt he was always being screwed by the British. Idiot.

By the way, i know Britian is a crap country, that's why i want to become a doctor in Japan, but it's not to blame for everything. If i used that kind of logic, it would be Africa, as all humans came from there.
 

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(mrun0riginal @ Mar 11 2007, 03:46 AM) [snapback]155393[/snapback]</div>
i know Britian is a crap country, that's why i want to become a doctor in Japan[/b]

Am I the only one who lol'd?
 

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yes. yes you were.
 

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Funny you mention that, considering no one else has read the thread.
 

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yeah, but if they had read it, you would still have been the only one to 'lol'
 
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